- m-‘I' .1 um. "~ “a”... a r - ‘8“ “I ‘ v *' FISHING. BY A w. BELLAW. “7e sat together by the stream, The maid of all my wishing, The laughter-loving Lou and I, Both diligently fishing. But all myfishing ran to love. I said, " I am not watching, Dear girl, to catch the finny fish— ’Tis you I would becatching.” “ I’ve had an idea, sir,”sbe said, . “ That that has been your wrsh, Slr, But I would have you understand You fish for the wrong fish, Sir.” “ Well, anyway, to me you’re dear, And dear your every look is; My love’s firm founded on a_r0ck As now you see my hook is! “ Could I attach you to my line ’T would end all other trouble.” Shejerked without a bite, and said, “ At such bait I don’t nibble.” “ I angle in the pool of love, My love should be u soon book.” She threw her line far out and said: “ I bite not at a spoon hook.” I said, “ You are the chubbiest chub For which I ever angled; I’m tangled in mv love for you Just as my line’s now tangled.” “ You seem to be o~fisb-us, sir!" Said this dear girl of beauty; “ Give your attention to your line, And to your line of duty.” She gave a jerk and missed the fish, But in the sleeve she caught me. “I’ve e’er been fast upon your book,” I said, “ but now you’ve got me.” “ well, well,” she said, with some disdain, “ You’re giving me your slack: If I have caught you, like a toad, Why, then, I’llthrow you back. “ I’ve many beaux upon my string, As you have perch and pike, sir. And then to have such fish as you Upon it I’d not like, sir X” My heart sunk down into despair As if it had a sinker; The antagonism of the poles Set me to be a thinker. But later with a dzjfierent fly, I angled for the maiden; \Vith rich securities in bank And pocket-book well laden. She bit, and then I married her With whom I’d long been smitten. She bit, but I am pained to say That I’m the person bitten! . Sparkler Sam, THE GOLD-LACE SPORT; on, The Texas Samson’s Wide Swath. BY JOS. E. BADGER, JR., . AUTHOR or “THE MAN FROM" DENVER,” ETC. CHAPTER XXXI. SPARKLER SAM’s BENEDICTION. IT proved to be an almost bloodless victory for the Texan Rangers, thanks to the com- pleteness of their surprisc. That is easily explained, for just as Sparkler Sam knotted reins to keep them out of the way when he tried to “shoot a red lane ” through the force so unexpectedly met in that narrow defile, a stern challenge rung forth, unmistakably shaped by tongue of American. And a minute later the fugitives were in the midst of Sparkler Sam’s own company of Rangers, hurriedly giving thanks and re- ceiving congratulations; and then, as the haying of hounds sounded more plainly, the story was told and an ambuscade forms ed. Retreating from the pass, the Rangers di- vided, part lying in wait on either side. of the mouth of the defile, the rest, including the fugitives, .passing on several rods fur- ther. Then the bandits were fairly inclosed in the net, and after that first deadly volley, the Rangers closed in to show no more mercy than they would have expected had the situation been reversed. It seemed little better than a massacre, but only those who have experienced border life in the days now happily gone by for- ever, can even fairly imagine such intense enmity as then existed between White Hawks and Yellow Vultures! For this reason, too, no one lifted hand to hinder Sparkler Sam from making good his vow of hanging, and when all was over, the Gold-laced Sport received congratulations rather than reproaches. Sampson shook all this off, not yet suffi- ~Sciently calmed to speak of the matter in his customary vein; and then he quickly broach- ed another subject in which he succeeded in wakening a strong interest. In company with Austin Leonard. Sparkler Sam told his chief of the events which had taken place at Sandoval’s rendeZvous. and while he was by no means positive that Edgar \Vinklejohn had escaped death in that hot skirmish, he asked permission to take apicked squad over the back trail, not alone to find out about the maiden’s cousin, but to perfect their work by destroying the haunt of the bandits. The captain listened in grave silence until Sparkler Sam ceased speaking, then gave his decision. “ You can make the trip, Sam, if you like, but no burning. \Vc’rc a long ways from our own side of the river, and with the lady to think of, can’t afford to blaze our trail too mighty clear!” He could well afford to advise prudence, this grim old veteran, for never another name on the long roll of Texan Rangers was more gallantly distinguished than that borne by his mother’s son! After all, the Gold-lace Sport had carried his main point, and without giving chance for a change of mind. he quickly selected a few choice spirits on whom he could wholly depend, no matter what the odds facing them. As a matter of course, Austin Leonard asked to be included, but only to be refused by his pard; as the only one with whom Miss \Vinklejohn was acquainted, he surely ought to stay in her company! That return trip was made in good shape, and Sparkler Sam found no opposition to his taking full possession of the little valley. As stated. all able-bodied bandits had ac- companied Diego Sandoval. and those wound - ed in the fight with Edgar Winklejohn, crept out of sight and hearing as quickly as pos- sible, thankful not to be chasod and slain. A surprise met the Gold laco Sport as he reached the brush but to which the wounded prisoner had been earned after his recap- ture. Pablo Zarate lay near W'inklejohn’s feet, stabbed to the heart with his own knife, after having cruelly cut the prisoner! Life still lingered, yet past albdoubting Edgar Winklejohn was dying, rapidly! Still, he managed to whisper that the Mexican had tried to butcher him through revenge for his own hurts. and after a terri- ble fight had been slain with his own weapon. . He begged Sparkler Sam to tell Georgia he was sorry for his sins against her. and begging her forgiveness, he gave a spasmodic as . g Hpis throat filled with blood, and after a brief struggle, he died! Although his sins had been many, Sparkler Sam insisted on giving the remains a fairly decent burial. “At worst, he was an American! We’ll not leave him here for the yellow dogs to mock and make merry over!” It was fairly dawn when Sparkler Sam led his little squad safely back to the Ranger camp, and after a hasty meal, the entire party took up their journcyhomeward.’ ' Knowing only too well that if their in- vasion should be discovered, those hills and plains would fairly swarm with armed foc- men eager to wipe out the entire party, swift retreat was the word, and mile after mile was placed behind the company in rapid succession. ' During that ride to the Rio Grande, Geor- gia \Vinklejohn, now happy in the presence 5f her lover and the blessed assuranCe of his adoration, could no longer keep the barrier between them, briefly but clearly explaining the important business which had induced her to visit that wild portion of the southern border - Sparkler Sam had made a fairly shrewd guess as to past events. for Julian \Vinkle- john had separated from his wife in life, not by death! " He alone of all who still bore the name of \Vinklcjohn kncwthat both wife and a ydun- gcr daughter were living, or had been alive only two or there years prior to his writing that Secret confession. He declared that at the time of separating, when he gave out that his wife was dead, he thought he had good and sufficient grounds for informally divorcing her; but of late years he had become convinced to the[contrary, plain- ly declaring his belief that his wife had been cruelly maligned by an enemy whom he had thought his best and truest friend. 'He begged Georgia to seek her mother, and if still living, to convey his prayer for forgiveness, as well as to share her fortune witn mother and sister, should both be found, alive. “ In closing. father warned me against placing too implicit trust in his brother, Unclc Julius,” the maiden concluded. her voice lowering. and her great brown eyes glistening moistly by the firclight as she sat with hands tightly clasped in her lap. , 7 " Right there’s where ‘ his head was leirel, anywa ." blurted out Sparkler Sam, unable to ho! in longer. “ I know. I never fully trusted uncle, but I couldn’t even guess that he would prove so—so utterly vile! Unless—do you think it is true, Austin? Mightn’t that San. doval be lying when he said—" The two pards interchanged swift glances, then Leonard nodded, and reaching out to clasp one little hand in his great paw, the Golddacc Sport gravely, gently spoke a of what they had found on his return to the bandit camp. “The young fellow wasn’t all bad, you see," he added, softly, as the maiden bowed head in hands and wept silently over her cousin’s fate. “ He must have repented at the last, else he’d never sent a prayer for pardon to you. little woman! And—well, here‘s hoping Edgar \Vinklejohn may fare better in the world he’s gone to, than ever he did down here!” With that brief benediction, Sparkler Sam dropped the gloomy subject, rattling on in his jovial way until Georgia dried her tears and fell to laughing instead to weeping. Austin Leonard took chance to ask his pard why he refrained from saying anght about the wonderful resemblance he had found in Rhoda Maynard; but a broad palm crossed his lips, and the Sport with mock fierCencss tabooed that subject. “ Wait until I get a, good ready, old boy! When the proper time comes you can wager all your old socks I’ll be on deck with my budget of marvels; until then—hold your hush or I’ll wade in and cut you right where you live!” “ Regardless of the Little Kid i" malicious— ly whispered Leonard. By way of answer, the giant caught Aus- tini around his middle, giving him a dizzy swing and whirl, then tossing him high into a scrubby-topped tree, from whence he had to roll rather than climb down. By the time he touched earth‘ again, Sparkler was off, laughing in boyish glee at the success of his little trick. CHAPTER XXXII. SPARKLER sxu’s REVELATION. Norriixo further was said on that particu- lar point by either of the two pards until their perilous journey was nearing its com pletion, and the bright waters of the Rio Grande wore almost within sight. So far nothing had happened to give the company trouble. For once it seemed as though all enemies had been transported from those regions, and the more belligerent anion the rough riders began to fear they woul' strike no more “ fun ” on Mexican soil that trip. For a wonder, Sparkler Sam took no part in these grave laments. The nearer they drew to American soil, the gayer, livelier, more enthusiastic grew the Gold-lace Sport, until he seemed wildly fever-- ish. even to those who knew him best. Austin Leonard tried to snub him by more or less pointed allusions to “ the Little Kid,” but that title had lost its terror for the Giant Ranger, now, and back would come some lively retort which never failed to change the subject, if only to spare Georgia’s blushes. Night caught the little company when still a few miles south of the great water-course, and having seen nothing to cause them un- easiness, the Ranger Chief calleda bait, and camp-fires were soon cheerin ablaze and pre- paratious for the evening meal under way. Not until then did Sparkler Sam make known the deductions he had drawn from the story told by Georgia Winklejohn concerning the sacred trust bequeathed her by Julian Winkle john. . Drawing the loyers far enough apart from the main company to insure their privacy, Parker Sampson told how his curiosity had first been awakened by the strange resem- blance his "Little Kid ” bore to the Winkle- v john beauty; and then he gave in detail the various experiments he had tried, particular- ly upon the Widow Maynard. While all these taken separately might not have amounted to much, combined as the Gold-lace Sport had. mentally arranged them during their homeward ride, the whole produced almost certain conviction in the mind of Georgia Winklejohn, who betrayed strong agitation as she listened. . If anything was lacking, she felt the link was forged when Sparkler Sam spoke that name: for Julian Winklcjohn had married a Miss Maynard! As a matter of course the maiden had many eager questions to ask, all or which were answered by the Gold~lacc Sport to the best of his ability; but then he took the lead once more, and with deeper gravity spoke: “ If you consider that I have been of ser- vice to you, Miss—” “Of service?" echoed Georgia, brown eyes glistening with tears, but with joy showing in her charming face. “ Iknew that—stun! mother had once lived in Texas, near the Rio Grandc, but that was my only clue! “Father never knew under What name she was passing, nor just where she had located. All the clue he could furnish Was just that: less than three years before he died, mother was alive, and somewhere in Texas!" “A faint clue indeed!" observed Leonard, who showed hardly less interest in the mat- ter than his sweetheart. “How chanced it you came to this place, Georgia?” A shadow came over the maiden’s face at that question, but then she made reply: “ Uncle Julius influenced me, as I know now. Until I discovered his wickedness,l never suspected the fact; but I know it was through his covert wishes that I came here.” , “Bless Uncle Julius for so much, any- way!" briskly exclaimed Sparkler Sam. “ Only for your coming here, I’d never have stopped long enough to find my—to play the fool after the fashion I did! And that brings me around to the favor I wished to beg of you. both i” “ You can ask nothing I would hesitate to grant, my good friend,” the maiden said, her little hand going out to meet his great aw. ‘ “ch11, I don’t know about that! If I should ask you to give up what you'd only lately found? If 1 should— Steady, boy! Don’t run over your own heels, Samuel!” “If it is about the Little Kid—” A broad palm closed the young Ranger's mouth, and the Gold-lace Sport quickly added: “What I ask is just this, good people: keep your fingers out of my pic! I made such a blessed idiot of myself tryin to bring you two hot-heads together - Vi?! ' jn'st look at than": p - Sparkler Sam flung rifp both hands in wide; eyed amaze as Austin olded Georgia to his breast, kissing her red lips ardently. “ She is my promised bride, Sam, and you call it playing the fool!" exclaimed tlic Ran- ger, his eyes moistened through strong emo- tion. “ Only for you I'd never know what happiness or contentment meant again in this world!" “Glory to Moses—amen!" cried Sparkler Sam, winding arms around his own body and ecstatically hugging himself. “ I’m go- ing to have some of that same medicine, or break my blessed neck trying! And so—‘ good-night to you both! I’m off for— “ \Vhither, Sam?" “ To find my delicious Little Kid and— tell her you’re coming, of course!" cried the happy Sport-as he hurried away, to prepare his good steed for the road once more. And so it all came about! 'IVhen the company of Rangers rode into town the next forenoon, the Gold-lace Sport met them just outside, a bright smile lighting pp his face and merry words crossing his .ps. All had prospered finely, and Georgia might expect a cordial if rather damp greeting from her mother and younger sister. ‘ “ And—am I to congratulate Rhoda, dear friend?" asked the young woman, with a touch of mischief finding way through her happy tears. “ For your life, no! Leave me time—let me gradually accustom her to my awkward bigness, or—blamed if I don’t carry Ans. off and turn him over to the tender mercies of that other woman he’s so ‘dead in love' with!” There is little necessity for giving that in- terview in detail, since enough has already been said to give the reader a fair idea of the story. All was not bliss, nor was that reunion of mgtlfier and daughter without its strain of r e . g Mrs. Winklcjohn had never ceased to love her husband, though treated so harshly on mere suspicion which had now been proven without foundation in fact; but licrpride had been too deeply wounded for her to ever seek a reconciliation, even while she strove to keep posted as to the career of husband and oldest daughter. ' V, This was the trust she placed in Morgan Gwynne, the unfortunate lawyer whose ill- tinied death Sparkler Sam re ported. She had lost all trace of Julian Winklcjohn, and be- sought Gwynne to learn for her what had happened. Julius \Vinklcjohn was visited by the two pards, who reported the fate which had overtaken his son; and this, together with the discovery of his own black scheming, completely broke the old man up, and that same night he disappeared, no one could say how or whither! Austin Leonard resigned from the Ran gcrs and took Georgia Winkle john for his wife. Sparkler Sam and Rhoda “ stood up with them,” and the Gold-lace Sport not only kissed the fair bride, but the fairer brides— maid as well! Of course he had his ears soundly boxed by the “ Little Kid” as penalty; but, nothing daunted, the happy fellow declared he would take the entire invoice a the same figures! And did be? Well, that would be a safe bet to make, as any of his old comrades mighthave told you; for the Gold-lace Sport certainly had a peculiar way of getting whatever he went after! THE END. Frnm Bound-up In Stock-yards. A Story of the Texas Cattle Trail. BY JOHN H. WHITSON. i V. COWBOY SURGERY—LOCO—TBOUBLE WITH SETTLERS—ON TO DODGE. SEEING the soldiers approaching, the rustlers abandoned the cattle and scudded for the hills. Once. there, aided by the ap- proaching darkness, it was eas ’ to escape. How the wounded leader fare was never known. He may have died among the lone. 1y canyons, 'or he may have recovered to take part in many another raid. When Tobe looked at his good right arm, hanging limp and nervelcss, and realized that his present usefulness was endedhhe did not indulge in the lurid profanity With which he usually ornamented his speech. The ball that had lodged in his shoulder was a heavy one and had been driven with all the power of a 45-75 Winchester. True, its force had been greatly weakened by con tact with the pistol, but it struck hard enough to deadcn the arm and shoulder and produce in the bold Texan a womanish and unaccountable weakness. Notwithstanding this, he got down from his pony and picked up the revolver from the grass where it had fallen. He noted with satisfaction that it had not been serious- ly injured, reloaded and placed it in the holster. and then climbed heavily back into the saddle. Seeing that his shirt was becoming saturated with blood, he rode to the place where Speed had been left. The latter had shot the pony and was trudging toward the ford with the accoutcrmcnts slung to his back. He stopped, with a questioning look, as Tobe came up. “ Got my shoulder broke, I reckon," said Orton, interpreting the look. “Leastways. they’s a ball in it, an’if it ain’t broke it feels like it.” “ Where’s the rest of the boys?" questioned Speed. - “ Gone on after the steers,” replied Tobe; “ but I has my doubts ef they’ll ever git ’em. with night so clost. Of course they’ll pick up some—~mebbc half, mchbe two thirds; it’s plaguy hard to tell.” As he said this he slid out of the saddle. Speed stopped questioning and turned his attention to the wounded shoulder. He had a sort of rude knowlédge of surgery. as almost all plainsmcn have. and probed the wound with the small blade of a pocket- knife. “ It ain’t in very deep,” he said, on corn- pleting the examination. “ It’s lodged ag‘in’ a bone, but I don’t think the home’s broke. Must have been it spent hall.” Tobe gave an account of how the wound was reccivcd. Then Speed opened a larger blade of the knife and deliberately pried the ball out, Tobe breathing very hard and grinding his teeth during the _operation. This accomplished, he ’lug ed th We ad it carefully with-strips torn from t a - ‘p kcrcbiofs. As a result of the treatment, or from the rccupcrativc powers of Tobe's strong constitution, the wound healed rapid- ly, and before Dodge City was reached, the little man was able to handle his favorite weapon with all of his old-time acouracy. Even after the rustlers had abandoned the cattle, it was the work of hours to collect them together and quiet them. The troops were a detachment from Fort Reno, and the lieutenant in command rode up to Cave and demanded what he wastdoing there, off the main trail. Cave could lie when necessary. He bold— ly asserted that he had been following the trail and that his cattle had been “ rustled ”. the night before. He claimed he had been in pursuit of the thieves all day and intended to return to the trail as soon as his herd was fit to travel. This plausible story satisfied the officer, and the troopers rode away, to Cavc’sin- tense relief. By morning Cave had the herd again at the ford of the Canadian. The soldiers had disappeared, and he allowed the cattle to graze in the adjacent valley, while he spent the greater part of the day in getting the wagon out of the quicksands. The next day, fearing the soldiers might return, he pointed his herd in the direction of the Neutral Strip or No Man’s Land, and hurried as rapidly as possible toward the Kansas boundary. , . After crossing the Cimmarron River, in Southwestern Kansas, they encountered large numbers of “locoed ” cattle that had been dropped from passing herds because no longer able to travel. Loco is the pest of stockmeu. It is a grayish-green plant, bearing a beautiful blossom with a blended tint of purple. blue and pink. \Vhen eaten by cattle its effects are deadly. It retains its fresh and attractive appearance long after the grass is withered. Usually cattle will not eat it until forced to by hunger; but the habit formed, they will travel long distances to get it and refuse other kinds of food. A continuance of the habit results in rcat prostration, dizziness and ultimate deati. While still in the breaks of the Cimmar- ron they wore overtaken by a terrific hail— storm. It came on in the night. Vasquez was guarding the cattle, but at the first be]. low of the thunder all hands were ordered out. Notwithstanding this, the herd, peltcd to madness, broke away. It. was pitchv dark cxccpt when the white glare of the light— ning burned across the trcclcss expanse, rc- lvclzliling the muddy hollows and the drenched n 8. Although the cattle wcrc invisible most of the time, and the bowling of the storm drowned the mighty trampling of their hoofs, Cave and his cowboys had no trouble in following them—for cattle always run with the wind. Once clear of the breaks and on the high uplands, called “flats,” the riders acercd to one side and forced the cattle to "mill." When stampeded, cattle will run until ex- hausted and often scatter over the entire country, requiring days, and sometimes weeks, to hunt them up. If they can be made to “mill,” they will run in a circle and can be held. The storm raged for two hours with al~ most rcsistless fury. Then it drifted by, the fstars came out and the wind ceased. But it brought no rest to the chilled and weary cowboys. The czittlcwerc still fright~ ened and uneasy and had to be held there until morning. _ They struck the Dodge City trail near the . center of Clark count , far to the westward t; of Medicine Lodge. ' against Texas cattle was not as’rlgidly em forced then as it is now; but they expert enced unexpected trouble from the venture; ' some settlers, who, since (Java’s last drive, had pushed out from the tried lands of H per and Sumner counties into what had a ways been regarded as the f‘ Great Americafi, g- Dcsert.” » I " Cave's hatred of “ grangers" led him to regard these settlers with a lofty contempt, and in his occasional conversation with them he took great delight in pro hcsying d'roug and all manner of evil. he “ granger . only laughed, shook their heads wisely, and ‘ announced that they were prepared for. drought. ‘ ' l They certainly had not much to lose. The! houses were either " dug-outs " or made of sod. All their belongings had been brou bi: therein their “prairie schooners.” Usua ly _ each family had a good team of horses and a cow, but these could be readily driven away should the crops fail. . The cowboys, sharing Cavc’s dislike of the settlers, did not watch the herd as closely as } they should have done; and the consequence was that some of the cattle strayed futon," twenty-acre field of sod-corn and literally ' devoured it. When within about thirty-five miles of , Dodge City a terrible plains fire broke out to f the northward. It was now early fall and the grass was commencing to “cure.” The fire slartod in the night and Speed. who was on guard, noticed that it shot up almost. sim— ultaneously over a long line. Be rode around to the camp and awoke Cave, directing his attention to the fire, which by that time was raging furiously and ,l extending over many miles. “ What made it spread so fast?” asked Cave, in some astonishment. “I was upa , little while ago and there wasn’t a spark anywhere." .' “It’s the work of grangcrs, I think!" Speed answered. “They’re maddcr'n hor: nets and are trying to make us trouble by burning the range.” He then related how he had seen the fire spring up in many different places at almost ‘ ; the same moment. This was an unexpected mode of retalia _ tion and it worried Cave not a little. IIe‘?" fumed and fretted and swore; then took his Winchester, leaped on .a pony—which he " always kept saddled and lariatcd—and rode out toward the line of light. In his savage rage he tried to force the broncho through the flames and thus gain ,- the opposite Side of. the fire: but the little .- hcast wisely refused to go. Had Cave suc- ceeded in the attcmpt he could have done nothing toward checking the long line of flame, fanned as it was by the fierce south " ' 5 wind. j- I Once he thought he saw a figure stealing. ' through the semi-darkness and rushed in that direction, determined to shoot the " prairie burner,”but he could find no trace of any ‘ ’ 1 LI ' v v ing the fire 0 irride the istaut‘mud-hll ii. ‘ presenting a s cctacle of strange grandeur, 'i the next day t burned to the Arkansas River. - As there was now no grass for his cattle, except the occasional patches found around basins containing water, Cave hurried them forward with all possible spccd, scarcely allowing thorn to halt until the river was reached. Here he was met by an olllcer with a writ of attachment. . “ What in thundcr’s that fur?" (‘ave growled. His recent troubles had made him" exceedingly irritable. “ A settler from Clark county has brought suit against you for damages,"explained the officer bluntly. “ He claims that your cattle destroyed his corn, and I will have to hold some of them until the case is scttlcd.” Thus brought to bay, Cave compromised the mattgr by the payment of a hundred dol—' lars. Th :n be relieved his feelings by call- ing down dreadful maledictions on the beads of all “grangers,” denouncing them as a set of thieves, and proclaiming his belief that the officers were in league with them for , purposes of extortion. After grazing in the Valley for a few weeks ‘ the cattle were driven to the stock-yards of the Santa Fe Railway and shipped to Kansas ‘ " City and Chicago Cave never again drove over the Dodge City trail. The lands surrounding it are now in the hands of settlers and grass is springing into life over the dusty route so recently trodden hard by the hoofs of countless Ion - horns. The glory of Dodge City, as a catt e town, has passed away, and it now bids eagerly for the support of that " granger” element, which it once affected to despise. As for Cavc’s cowboys, many of them are ;- still on the range. 01’ those we have intl- ' matcly known, Dunham and fnjuu Bill alone - ' remain faithful to their old employer. Tobe Orton and Mexico have drifted into Arizona. Charley Connor is runnin a restaurant in West Texas, and Jim Spcei , the old reliable, \has turned land-agent and town "boomer" and is said to be making “stacks” of money. m TRAVELER (inquiring at famous castle,-—- “ Can 1 see the antiquities today i" Servant —“ lam afraid not, sir. My lady and daugh~ tcrs have gone to town." Tun antique Roman who fell on his sword made. a much better historical figure than the , Li I modcrn militlninan who tripped with the same Wcupoli twisted between his legs. “ Murmur)!" sighed the elderly friend. “ Married, and with no provision for the fu- ture.” “No,” smilineg chirped the young hridc, “then- are no provisions for the fit- tiirc in the liousc. lie jtist. dctcsts canned goods.” THE older “’0 grow the more suspicious we get. \thn “'c are young and the look" ing-glass says we are pictlywc believe it im- plicitly, but. later along we incline to think that the glass is losing its reputation for ac- curacy. ' Siiiim“ Before we were married you used ' to think the world of me; but now you do , not care for me at all.” lie—“But you should remember that. we are now one, and self—love, you know, is distinctly bad form." “ Minn,” said I’lodding Pete, who had been reading from a stray scrap of paper. “what docs ‘dcrnicr ressort’ mean “I” Meow audering Mike looked at him with the. super- cilious contempt of superior knowledge and . 3" replied, ” Work."