Jillfllv ll" llIllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllilllhlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlium“, lllllllllllH\lllHHHlllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ."'llllllll‘llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll COPYRIGHT, 1883, BY BEADLE AND ADAMS. E. F. Beadle, Dawd Adams, William Adams, Emsusam FHHN”YOEHLIHAJT26, 1883. One copy, four months, 31. TERMS is ADVANCE. 4 One copy. one year, . . (Two copies, one year, . 88 3. , 5. S fl;/. ("CL " ‘ i/W“” I ,/,) I / //?f/{/// WILD THE WHIRLWIND OF THE WEST; THE BUCKSKIN BRAVOS OF THE PLATTE. A Story of Wild Adventures of Real Heroes of the Border, as Told BY HON. W. F. CODY.—“BUPPALO BILL." , 9/, g; In trumpet tones came the cry, as Wild Bill BILL, CHAPTER I. m DEATH-CAMP IN THE SNOW. SILENTLY, beautifully, the snow floated down, casting over the earth its downy covering, hid- ing bleak hill-tops. ragged rocks and lightning- blasted trees, and making forests appear like one vast cemetery of towerin monuments. But oh, how pitilessl y it felfi—merciless in its cold, though ever so beautiful to look upon. Night coming on, and, with the dying of the day a fltful, chilling wind arising, to freeze to the heart those who had to face its blast. Amid a few straggling trees, with here and there a huge rock affording shelter, was an en— campment, with one fire struggling to throw out warmth to the one person who crouched close to it, shivering with cold, and a face that showed how hard suffering and hunger had clung to her, for it was a woman! A woman, in that far-away land of the West, bent over a miserable camp-fire, while about her were the forms of those who had shared her tortures and hardships until life’s chain had broken under the strain, and the spirit had sped away from the frozen casket. Here and there lay several forms, three in all, and the snow coming down was covering them with a shroud to hide them from the sight of her whose eyes constantly fell upon them. And one of these three was a woman, who, starving and freezin , had laid down to die, with others of that ill-omened band that had, two weeks before, left the gold mines in the Black Hills, to return to their homes with for- tunes in yellow metal which they had dug from the yielding earth. Seven had started in all, and upon ck— horses they had carried their treasure, Is by a guide who had warned them not to start in the face of coming winter, which might break up- on them at any moment. But they could not wait in those wilds through the long Arctic months, when they had their fortunes secure, and urged the guide to lead the way. First their horses had broken down, and then, in a blinding snow-storm, the guide had admit- ted that he was lost, and days were passed in wandering about the wilds where no human aid could they hope to find. Clinging to their gold they had staggered along with it upon their shoulders, unwilling to give it up, and throwing food away for their treasure. , One by one they had fallen by the wayside, but, unburied by their comrades, the dead had remained there, while the living toiled on, stag- gering, suffering with cold and hunger, yet clinging to their gold. At last the spot was reached where the end must come, and three persons tottered up to the fire which the guide had built, but the fourth fell ere she reached it, and the second woman of the band had become a victim to that dread, wild march through the hills. The one woman remaining had tottered to her side, as if to comfort her, while the two shiver- ing men had smiled grimly and crowded closer to the fire. Finding her dead, the woman returned to the blazing logs, and there the three crouched in si- lence and suffering, their packs of gold lying near them, though scarcely thought of now, when hun er was gnawing unmercifully at their vitals, an cold was freezing the red blood in their veins. Ahead of them the guide had gone, built the fire for their camp, and then gone on to see if no game could be found, he had said. “ Oh! will he never come?” groaned one of the hungerng wretches, antkhe turned his longing eyes over the snow-clad landscape to search for the coming guide. Suddenly his eyes brightened, and springing about and sing in merriest humor, while he shouted: “ He comes! the guide comes! and he is wei hted down with food. “ a! ha! ha! He brings us delicious food!" But it was the vision of delirium, the dance of madness, for no guide was in sight. Still around the camp-fire the madman ca- pered, until his wild humor fell upon the other man who crouched there, and springing to his feet in frenzy, he shouted: “Be still, fool, for I see no guide returning, and you are mad.” “ Mad 1" shrieked the maniac. “ Yes, and your madness will turn our brains, too: so be still!” The madmangazed upon his comrade an in- stant, like a wil beast preparing to spring upon his prey, while his hand dropped upon the knife in his belt. Seeing his motive the other drew a revolver, and thus the two glared upon each other, while, rendered indifferent b her own anguish, the woman but crouched cidser to the fire. His madness rendering him reckless, the poor crazed being whose freezing and starving body had conjure up in his heated brain the vision of hope and succor, uttered a wild cry and sprung upon the one whom suffering had made his foe. There was the click of a hammer, but no re- port, and then came the death-blow, and one man sunk down dead in his tracks, while his murderer threw away the knife and knelt down by the fire. “ You have killed him i” said the woman in a whisper. He stared at her as though hardly compre— hending her words. Then he arose and walked over to his victim. and gazin upon him an instant turned away, and looket down upon the form of the poor wo- man who had died just as they had reached the camp-fire. “ Did I kill her, too?” he asked, hoarsely. H NO.” “ She was my wife, was she not?" it Yes"? He passed his hands slowly across his brow, and then bent over and brushing away the tiznow from the upturned face, kissed the white 1 . . pIgor a long time be bent above that form, his eyes fixed upon those that would see him never- more, while. he kept brushing away the snow as it fell, and which mercifully seemed to wish to pluc“ its white, feathery shroud over the dead to hide it from view. At last the hand rested upon the face, and the man had no power to raise it. Then the head drooped, a groan broke from the lips, and the man dropped over upon his side, the fifth victim of the little band of seven. And at the camp-fire crouched the lone wo— man, while the snow came down to cover 11 to his feet with a wild cry he began to dance the dead, and the wind went moaning throng and his horse came flying from the cliff above. the valley, as night came on, in chilling, fltful blasts. “Oh God! will he never come back with food, and must I, too, die hereT’groaned the woman, raisin her clasped hands pitifully above her hea , as though imploring succor from the leaden skies that sent down the merci- less snow upon her. “ I have come back; but 1 have no food for you. Kate Courtney I” The words fell in deep tones upon the ears of the startled woman, and turning, she beheld the tall. buckskin—clad form of the guide standing within a few feet of her, and leaning u n his rifle in a careless way, as though he readed not the cold and hunger which had caused others to die. CHAPTER II. THE TREACHEROUS GUIDE. “ THEN, alas! we are doomed!” The words were uttered with the calmness of despair by the woman, while the guide stood by in silence. Then, as though realizing what she had to suffer, and, through her death, the misery that must fall upon one other, she sprung to her feet in an agony of grief, while she cried in almost a frenzy of desperation: “ Doomed! no. no, it must not be that I shall die here, and with that fortune of gold lying at my feet, and which can never reach my own beautiful child for whom her father and my- self have toiled for one long "year in this wild and. “No, no, Colorado King, as men call you, you must prove, you shall prove your boasted skill as a guide and lead me from here to safety with my treasure, for it is for my child, my darling Clarice, that I speak. “ Yes, take me, and that yellow dust, to my darling. and then [will be willing to die, for gold will buy her the luxury she deserves!" A Cold. grim smile came upon the face of the man as the poor woman spoke, and in his eyes was a look in which dwelt not one atom of pitv. He was a man of strangely attractive appear- ance, for his form was of perfect mold, his hight being over six feet, and his carriage dignified and elegant. He was clad in a suit of buckskin, the fringed leggings being stuck in the tops of heavy boots, and about his shoulders hung a blanket, serving the place of a cloak, while the rim of his broad sombrero was turned down so as to shield his face from the driving snow. Beneath his heavy hunting-coat of buckskin was a belt of arms, and the rifle upon which he leaned most gracefully was a Winchester re- ater. The face of the man was cast in shadow by the slouch hat. and the low er features were hid- den by a dark-brown beard that fell to his waist, while his hair was long and waving; but there was not stamped upon his face the look of suf- fering worn by the others, and his eyes were not the haggard look which dwelt in the wo- man’s. In a deep, cold tone the guide spoke in answer to the appeal of the woman: “ You are doomed to die here, Clarice Carr.” “Ha! you call me by name, Colorado King! the name I here as a young girl I” cried the wo- man, in seemingly utter amazement at hearing from the lips of the guide the name she had borne before her marriage, long years before. “ Yes, I call you by the name of Clarice Carr, which was your name before you became the wife of Carr Courtney, your cousin, now nearly twenty years ago,” was the calm reply. The woman sprung toward him, and, grasp. ing his arm, looked into his face in a way that seemed striving to recall every feature, and bring back to her from the long-buried past one whom she had known before. But a look of disappointment swept over her face. as she said, in a broken voice: “Man, who are you?” “ Colorado King, the Black Hills Guide, men call me,” was the response. “Ay, so men call you; but what name was yours when I knew you?—for well I know that we have met before.” “I am one, Clarice Carr, who loved you in the long ago, one whom you pledged to marry, and then cast off for Carr Courtney.” “ Oh, Heaven have mercyl Can the grave give up its dead?” With the words the woman dropped upon her knees in the snow, and nervously wringing her hands gazed into the face of the man before her. “ The grave never held me, Clarice,” was the grim reply. As though thinking aloud, the woman mut- tcred: “ es, he killed a man, was tried and sen- tenced to death. and I believed that he had died on the gallows.” “Yes, I did kill a man one whom I hated, and I was sentenced to ie at the re e’s end, Clarice: but I escaped death on the gal ows the very night before the day upon which I was to have been executed, though I took life again in gaining my freedom. “I was forced to fly to this far-away land, else you never would have married Carr Court- ney, for 1 had sworn to kill him before he should call you wife. “ hat was a long time ago, Clarice, yet I have not forgotten my oath of vengeance, as you shall know and feel. “I knew your husband when he came West two years ago, though he, believing me dead, failed to recognize in the heavily-bearded man the beardless youth he had known in the long a o. g“Ho told me of the loss of his wealth, and h0w he had come West to hunt for gold. “I professed friendship for him, led him to the Black Hints, and then, while I could find no gold, his good luck clung to him, and he found a mine in which he knew there was a fortune. a. r "V JKU l! / ( , 5 T firif‘q xi m1 .1 , “ Then he was taken sick, and began to fade away, and I wrote the letter to you which caused you to seek him here, as a dutiful Wife should. “ At last he died, and he left to you and his child his gold. and I pledged him to guide you to the Overland and see you safely started for home with your treasure. “But others, knowing of your intention to leave the mine, took advantage of my services as guide, to go too, and, poor fools, they have met their death, for a hundred lives should not stand between me and my revenge.” “ Oh, man! monster! what have you done?” groaned the unhappy woman. “I will tell you what I have done, Clarice Courtney. “ I have eaten while you and the others have starved; I have slept in comfort while you have frozen, and pretending to have been lost, I have led you far awa from the beaten trail that I might see you alI’die, one by one, and your gold fall into my hands. “Ha! ha! ha! that is what I have done, and more, it was I who caused your husband’s death, for each day I gave him the poison that at last killed him!” “Fiend inhuman! now I will have my re- vengel” v The woman shrieked the words as she sprung to her feet, from where she had been kneelin in the snow, and drawing from her belt a smafi knife, rushed upon the inhuman wretch who bad So coolly ‘told her of his heinous crimes and treachery. The strong man caught the knife upon his rifle-barrel, and then hurled her from him with a force that sent her reeling over the dead body of one of the unfortunate victims of his treach- ery. “Back, woman, or I will be tempted to kill you, and I prefer that the cold shall be your destroyer,” he said, as he saw her rising to her feet to again renew the attack upon him. “I will have your life, Kent Kingsley, or force you to kill me,” she cried, and again she would have sprung upon him, but started back with a wild cry as a form suddenly glided between her and the man, and a deep voice said calmly: “Colorado King, I have the drop on you I” CHAPTER III. WILD BILL. “ WILD BILL!” The name fairly burst from the lips of the treacherous guide, as he started back, dropping his rifle in the snow, and his hands falling list- lessly to his side, as though momentarily un- nerved. “ Yes, Colorado King, and I have caught you in a pretty piece of deviltry,” was the reply of the intruder upon the scene, as he stood a few paces from the guide, covering him with his rifle, while the woman a ain dropped upon her knees, and with clasped ands gazed upon the man who had appeared like an apparition. He was a man in form and dress almost the counterpart of Colorado King, with great broad shoulders, a massive chest, and limbs that were sinewy and firm. His face was a study for an artist, in the manly beauty of its features, and the power that dwelt in ever lineament. It was a face to ove, and yet one to dread, so full was it of daring and sternness. The eyes were full of fire, yet, in spite of the situation in which he suddenly found himself, there was a look of placidity about him which betrayed the cool man of nerve who could be a giant at bay. > After the remark of Wild Bill, the two men stood facing each other in silence, while the woman crouched down near them, gazinz in an agony of suspense upon them, and the snow fell in great white flakes, as though anxious to enshroud the dead forms lying near Wholly from sight. “ Wild Bill, this is no affair of yours, and I shall hold you responsible for your interfer- ence,” said Colorado Kin sternl , feeling that he had to speak and brea the eathlike, pain~ ful silence there in that driving snow—storm. “Colorado King, I have long suspected that you were crooked, but could not prove my sus- picions. “Now I find you alone in this wilderness, threatening a woman, and with‘ the dead bodies of her friends lying almost at your feet. “ Have ou killed them, I ask l” “ How are you ask me such a question,§Wild Bill Hickok?” “I ask the question because appearances are against you, and I shall expect an answer. “ I took your trail in the snow, and wonder- ing what could have brou ht you away up here, determined to follow and ad out just who and what your party was. “I find your camp, and in it those who may have died by your hand, and again I ask you, did you kill those people, Colorado King?” “ I did not kill them,” was the angry response of the guide. “ Oh, sir, do not believe him, for, though he did not shoot them d0wn, or drive a knife to their hearts, he led us into these wilds, told us that he had lost his way, and freezing and starving he had kept us wandering about until human nature could stand no more and I alone remain. “ Look upon those haggard, suffering, pinched faces,” and the woman sprung quickly to the plead bodies and brushed away the snow from em. Then she turned her own face toward Wild Bill and continued, speaking in the same rapid, earnest manner: “ And see how white and haggard I am, while that man’s face has upon it the glow of health, his eyes are not sunken, his form is not wasted, for he has secretly eaten food, when we were starving, and I alone now live, but God knows my strength is gone at last.” Again she sunk down, and Wild Bill made a :tep toward her, while he said in a kindly one: “ My poor woman, you have indeed suflered at the hands of this man; but you shall have food, I will build for you a shelter, to protect you from the storm, and you will live to see that man hang for his crime, for he is no more lost than I am in these bills, and yonder saddle- packs of gold tell why he has led you and your friends to death.” “Look out!” The woman shrieked the words, and springing to her feet rushed forward, as though to shield her protector from the guide, who had taken advantage of Wild Bill’s interest in the woman to suddenly cover him with his revolver, while he hissed forth: “ Now, Wild Bill, I have the drop on on.” Under other circumstances Wild Bil would have taken the chances of a death—shot and struggle, but now, seeing the woman totter and fall, he unheeded his own danger and jumped quickly to her side, catching her in his strong arms, just as her long hair swept the snow. “ y poor woman, I must at once give you food, and care for you,” he said, quickly. A spasm crossed the face of the woman, and for an instant Wild Bill believed that she was dying: but then she said softly: ' “ It is too late.” “ No, no, I will rebuild the fire, and—” “ No, I tell you it is too late for warmth and food to help me now, for I am dying.” “ I trust not sincerely.” “ I know it, I feel it, and I leave to you a sa- cred duty to perform.” “ I will do all for you that I can.” “I know that you will, for I have heard men speak of you as one who never broke his word to friend or foe, one who has a noble heart, in spite of the wild life you lead, and I will trust 1 you. “Do you see those packs of gold there?” and field Burr, a distinguished cavalry officer, who was forced to rule with a rod of iron the wild and reckless spirits under him, or have his camps a scene of constant confusion and car- nage, for there were desperate men dwelling there, miners awaiting the coming of spring to invade the Black Hills in search of gold, fugi- she motioned with her eyes toward the snow- covered pack-saddles. “ Yes.” ' “ All are mine but three, and they belonged to those dead there, the victims of that man. “ My pebr husband, whom that man poisoned, half as beautiful as you were, Ka ago, then I may make her my wife and thus get her fortune. pulling. the face. lightly felt the slender wrist. H Dead 17’ for even he felt crushed by guilt. death my gain, and the fortune you have is mine. now, with winter setting in, and I will hide my gold-packs in yonder heap of rocks, and return for them when the sgring shall have come. the rest, for I dare not rob you of your arms, as they are too Well known. and until the spring melts your icy covering, your fate will not found, men will say that you perished in the storm. ' changed, and a bright future is before me. how heavily the snow comes down, warning me to get back to the trail I know, for here will be death to me too.” the pack-saddles, loaded with and which had been carried by his starving, freezing victims to that fatal death-camp, and hastily raising them in his strong arms, he bore them to a pile of ‘rocks near by and dropped them in a large crevice. omened gold, he cast ashuddering glance ,at the woman’s outline, for the snow had mercifully screened her form from sight, and seizing his rifle he strode rapidly away from the death— camp where lay the victims of his hate and greed for gold. had seen a ghost, and clutched at the doorway which he was Just about to enter for support, while, though the air was icy without, great beads of sweat flecked his forehead, as though his brain and heart were on fire. the soldiers, settlers, trappers, hunters and miners there assembled, and months of winter, made the camps a busy vil- my child, and to her I leave it all. tance. as I, a dy ng woman, ask you!” She placed in his hands a small leather wallet which she had drawn from her bosom, and tinct voice: “ SO help me Heaven, I will do as you request be merciless to me!” “ Never shall Bill!” man, his revolver held covering the latter. trigger. down without a had cut its cruel way along. CHAPTER IV. COLORADO KING'S TRIUMPH. hand once more, for there lies your protector, the invulnerable Wild Bill, the thirlwind of the West, as men call him, and you are again at my mercy, and your gold is mine—do you hear? Your gold, dug by your husband, my foe, by long months of toil, is mine.” The man bent over the woman as he spoke, gazing into her 6 es with a fiendish look of hatred and triump blended. She half—supported herself upon one hand, which rested upon the broad breast of Wild Bill, and she looked into the face of her cruel foe with an expression that seemed dazed, as though she could hardly take in the full meaning of his words. Seeing this, Colorado King went on in the same meaning way: “That man’s pity for you, Kate Courtney, cost him his life, for he should have let you die ere he took the muzzle of his rifle off of my heart. “Men have said I’Vild Bill could not be killed, and his numerous escapes have so led them to be- lieve; but he has fallen, and by my hand, and glad am I that his end has come, for I frankly confess that I feared him. “ Yes, feared him, and he is the only man that ever caused me to dread him.” “ Oh, man! inhuman wretch that you are, what a punishment for your crimes will on have hereafter,” said Mrs. Courtney, in a ow tone. “ Bah! it is the present, that I look to, not the hereafter, my dear Kate. “ And with my revenge a ainst you complete, and with your gold, and t e treasure of those who were with you in this march, fatal for you but triumphant for me, I will be a rich man, and far from these scenes will revel in my riches.” “ No! no! no! you will not rob my poor child of her inheritance?” cried the woman, implor- ingly, striving in vain to rise to her feet. “ Certainly I shall.” “ May God’s curse rest upon you, Kent Kings- ley, and this prayer for your life to be accursed comes from the lips of a dying woman l” She had risen to her knees as she uttered these words in a most impressive manner, with one hand pointed at the man before her, the other raised toward heaven, as though invoking Di- vine aid. In spite of his nerve the man shuddered at her bitter anathema, but said, in his cutting tones: . “ Kate Courtney, what care I for your curses so long as I have your gold? “Ay, and now I remember that your hus- band, Carr Courtney, told me one night in his cabin that he had alread sent to his child half of his diggings, so I Will know where to get more. “Let me see: she is now about eighteen, I should judge, and what more natural than that I should seek her out, tell her of the sad death of her loved parents in my arms, and how I bent over them until the last, and to my guard- ianshi she wasleft. “ by, this is a glorious thought, and if she is to, when of her “Ha! ha! what think you of this, Kate Courtney?” He fairly started back as the woman sprung to her feet, with a look in her face that was ap- Two steps she made toward him, herdefense- less hands extended as though to apple with him in a despairing death strugg e, and then with a shriek that severed the very heart-strings that held the flickering flame of life to her worn body, she fell her length in the snow prone upon Stepping toward her, the man bent over and He uttered the word in a. low, hoarse voice, “ And this is your end, Kate Courtney? “ Well, your loss has been my triumph, your “Yes, I need fear no robbery of my gold “ And you, Wild ill, must remain here with “ Well, the falling snow will soon bury you, be known, and then, when “Ha! ha! the tide of my ill-fortune has “ Ah! how savagely the wind howls now, and to remain As he uttered the last words he went over to precious metal, Having completed his work of hiding this ill- CHAPTER V. THE WHIRLWIND‘S FLIGHT. “Heavens above I there is Wild Bill!” The speaker staggered backward as though he The scene was a frontier post in Dakota, and passing the long age Of cabins, tents and stables. Commanding the post was Colonel Danger- as he but now confessed to me, dug the treasure D A “if 8 >3?» c .9, /’ » tives from justice, ready to better their fortunes “"I‘ell her that her father died in the gold- mines of the Black Hills; tell her that her of it mother perished in a storm, while coming back to her, and bid her be happy with her inheri- “Here you will find her name and address, cha ter. and now ive me your word that you will do and if I break the pledge I make you, may God you keep that pledge, Wild The words came savagely from the white, stern lips of Colorado King, the guide, who had stood in silence, with baleful glare and angry brow, gazing upon the scout and the dying wo- Now, as he hissed forth the words, he raised ' his weapon, until the muzzle covered the head of Wild Bill, and his finger quickly touched the A flash, report, and a wild shriek from the woman mingled together, and “'ild Bill sunk roan, a red current flowing from the wound in his head where the bullet “NOW, Kate Courtney, I hold the winning out of these hills, and I was bearing it back to . by the robbery of others, and hangers-on of all border forts, ever ready to draw a weapon upon the_slightest provocation and make deadly us and gave utterance to the , i-ight came on, to report that the snow was no from camp possible. Passin 1 mantle. step ed back into the his viSitor. rough growth of heard, I know but too well. snows up in the Black ure? “ Ha! the colonel is listening to his story, and if I stay here I am doomed. “Ay, the morning sun will see me strung up to a tree in the fort parade-ground. “ I will be off, but not alone, for I will force those whose secrets I hold to accompany me.” The man turned quickly away and left the head-_ uarters cabin, wending his way toward a distan part of the post, where were a group of lo huts. ere dwelt the ruder characters of the camps, the untamed bordermen who were as hard to mane e as a menagerie of wild beasts. In the lar r cabin of the group were gathered a motley t rong, gambling, chatting, smoking and drinking. In fact, it was what Colonel Burr had cor- rectly named “ Pandemonium Hall,” and a Babel of voices, oaths and song greeted the man who entered in such haste. “ Hello, Colorado King 1 has you seen a ghost?” cried one. E; You is pale as a. yaller tiger-lily,” said an- ot er. “ Yes, I have seen a ghost,” said Colorado Kin , abruptly cutting of the remarks he knew won (1 follow, and he added quickly, addressing different individuals by name: “ I want you, Slugger Sam, and you, Dead Beat Dick, to get two pards each and come with me at once.” “ What! yer hain’t goin’ scouting in the face of a snow-storm, rd, for there is ice in ther asir?” said the bur y fellow addressed as Slugger am. “ I am going scouting, Sam. and in the face of a snow-storm, and you will find it safer to go with me than to remain here.” The last remark was in a low tone, and de- livered in so significant a manner that Slugger Sam at once run to his feet, well knowing that ColoradOSRing s pale face indicated trouble of some (I rate nature on hand. As the guide and his two confederates left the .cabin, the man who answered to the suggestive cognomen of Dead Beat Dick asked: “ What’s up, ard?” “ The colonel nows that the six supposed In- dians who attacked the Government supply~ train last fall were men from this pOst, and so you must be off with me at once do you wish to save your lives.” :: Jewil’ikinsl does you mean it?” cried Dick. do. “It is bad fer us, Colorado King, for death stares us in the face to go into these mountains now.” returned Slugger Sam. “lVell, stay here and hang then, but I go,” was the angry reply. 2 9h! 30 you go? ’ both asked together. es. “ What has the colonel got ag’in’ you, for you wasn’t in that leetle Inj un disguise busi- ness?” “ He thinks I planned it, and if you are going with me, you have no time to lose.” “ I’m going with you, pard.” “ And me, too.” “ Then get your comrades, and meet me at the south gate. ’ “ On horseback?” “ Of course, and get together all the pro- visions you can, though if we do not get 03 within half an hour we ll be lost.” So saying, 0010me King turned abruptly awa and sought his own cabin, where he hastily gathered together what things he could take with him, and in a quarter of an hour was at the appointed rendezvous. One by one the others joined him there until all had arrived, and seven in number they rode out of the fort, the sentinel on duty there tell- ing them it wasabad night to go out upon a scout for a snow-storm was threatening. “Which way, cap’n?” asked Slugger Sam, as they left the fort behind them. “ To Lost Canyon, until this snow-storm is over,” was the reply. “ And then?” “ And then I intend to road-agent on the gold trails to the Black Hills and make a for- tune for all who join me,” was the stern re- joinder. Not a word of response was made to this bold declaration of out lawry, though the men, reck- less as they were, started at the daring words. And on in silence through the snow they went, Colorado King leading, and his brain full of bitter thoughts and daring schemes. _ Not one other of that band could have guided the party in safety through the snow-covered trails and darkness; but unerringly Colorado King led them on, and at last halted at the head of a small can on. “ Place the orses in yonder thicket and here we camp,” ordered the leader, and a fire of logs was quickly built under the shelter of a clifi’, and the men crouched around it for warmth, while the chill winds swept above their heads. And thus the night passed away, and the dawn ushered in a snow-storm which rendered it impossible for them to move on their trail to safer uarters. In g oomy silence they ate their breakfast, and then crouched closer to the fire, for the snow was descending in blinding masses, and a day of discomfort was before them. Suddenly they started, for they heard dis- tinctly a sound above the cliff, as though a man had spoken in angry tones. Then the sky was darkened above their heads, and in mid-air was seen a horse and rider, com- ing straight down into an immense snow-drift at one side of their camp. - The horse was black as night, and had taken the leap in splendid style, while his rider sat upright in the saddle, his cloak ends thrown back over his shoulders, the reins about his neck, and holding in each hand a revolver which be- gan to flash as man and beast descended. In horror the outlaws started up, while there cgme ringing in their ears the words of doom to t em: “Hands up, men! You are my game 1” In trumpet tones came the cry, as Wild Bill and his horse came flying from the cliff above (To be continued.) M THE modest deportment of those who are truly wise, when contrasted with the assuming air of the young and ignorant, may be com- pared to the different appearance of wheat, which, while its seed-vessels are empty, holds up its head proudly, but as soon as they are filled with grain, bends modestly. It was into the head-quarters of Colonel Burr that the man was going wh n he started back ords that open this e had been sent off on a scouting outlook by the commandant, and had returned just as , sufficiently melted to make an expedition far grasping her hand, Wild Bill said, in a deep, dis- the outer door, he had glanced into a cheerily- ighted room, where sat Colonel Burr beforea blazing log fire, to suddenly start back as his eyes fell upon a man leaning against the It wasa man of large stature and imposing appearance,notwithstanding the fact that he was clad in the skins of wild beasts, and had helpeging from his broad shoulders a large bear- ro The man, who had instantly recognized in this skin-clad individual Wild Bill, the Whirlwind of the West, had hastil closed the door and Iiallway of the cabin has quarters, unseen by either the colonel or “Yes, it is Wild Bill, for there is no mistak- ing that splendid form of his, clad as it is like a wild beast; and that stem face, in spite of the “But, in God’s name, how comes be here, when I believed him lgng beneath the winter il 3? “Great God! am I to be thwarted at last, just as the snows are melting to give me my treas- SUNRISE. 6 BY EDEN E. amour}. Upon the hill T ie'winds are still; I pnly hear one noisy rill A merril Toward! e sea It leaps and laughs away from me. t The valleys seem To sleep and dream; They wait the kiss of morning’s beam Before they wake From slee , and break The spell t t lies on land and lake. .The mountains stand On either hand Like giants guarding well the land; The vale is peace Where sweet release From care is found, and sorrows cease. The pale sky glows With tints of rose; The day is waking from repose, And earth’s keen-ear Is swift to hear The morning’s footsteps drawing near. The flush of rose To crimson grows, And all the eastern sky o’erflows; The light has kissed The pale gray mist, And turned it into amethyst. And now. behold! The sky is gold And sounds of life are manifold. Earth wakes from sleep To work and weep, And strive for what it may not keep. Jasper Ray, The Journeyman on. One Man as Good as Another in America. A Story of How a Carpenter Made His Way in the World. B’Y CAPTAIN FRED. WHI'I‘TAKER, AUTHOR or “JOHN ARMSTRONG, MECHANIC.” CHAPTER XXII. MR. FLYNN’S BOARDERS. JASPER RAY had come to Chicago with no fixed plan of action except to find and arrest Stover, and in some way to have an interview with Edith Wallis. How he would do either he did not see clearly; but he trusted to his own wits to take advantage of circumstances; and he had in his favor the knowledge that the Dia- mond Car Company was not in a prosperous condition for some reason or another. He had intended to enter the city quietly, and take time before deciding on his plan of action; but his ideas were all upset, the moment he ar- rived, by the sudden apparition of Red Mike, whom he at first failed to re ize in his new clothes, though the face seem familiar to him. “ evenin’, boss,” was the tramp’s hoarse salutation. “Lawyer O’Rourke’s a-waitin’ fur ye at his omce.” Had Mike mentioned any other name Jasper would have taken him for a confidence man, and made him no answer; but the salutation made him stop and inspect Mike closely, asking: “ Who are you?” “ I was sent arter ye from Lawyer O'Rourke’s office, ” said Mike aflably. “ Him and me’s old pa s. You’re r. Ray, ain’t you?” J afsper ooked at him su iciouslg. “ ave you been lon With Mr. ’Rourke, my friend?” he asked. “ don’t remember your face in his office.” “ I ain’t been there long,” replied Mike, eva- sively; “but he wants ter see yer, and he told me so.” “Where is his office?” asked Jasper, and as Mike gave street and number, the young man observed: “ Very well; go ahead. I’ll come.” “Sha n’t I carry yer bagfer ye?” Mike asked, insinuatingly. “ No. I can carry it myself. Go on.” Jasper was di (1 to be suspicious, and his bag contained a] his worldly wealth, including his shares of Emerald Company stock, worth over fift thousand dollars. Mike avored the bag with a keen glance, as if be suspected the secret' but made no reply, and wal ed on, Jasper following. Arrived in the street, the young man was about to call a hack when Mike shambled up to him with'the remar : “ It ain’t far, boss, and I’d jest as lief carry the bag for ye.” Something in the tones of his voice and his furtive mannercaused a flash of recollection to come over Jasper, and he said suddenly: “ Who are on? What’s your name?” “ My name ’ echoed Mike. “Why, I thought you knowed me, boss.” “ So I do, or I think I do. What is your name? I’ll find if you’re] in to me.” “Lyin’l” ech M ke, with a scowl. “ Say, boss, d’you know lyin’s a fightin’ word?” “I’m aware of it,” returned Jasper, coolly utting one hand in his overcoat pocket. ‘What’s your name? I’ll see whether to use the word or not. What’s your name?” “ I’m Mike Marble,” returned the tramp after a short pause, in which he had decided that it was best not to swerve from the truth. “ Exactly; I thou ht I remembered you. You don’t belong to 0’ urke’s ofilce. You’re a fraud. Get away from me or you’ll have trouble, my friend.” And he was again about entering the back, when Mike cried earnestly: “’Deed, and it’s God’s truth, boss. He did send for ye, and he’ll be mad as blazesif I go back without ye. ” “ Then he can stay mad,” said Jasper, short- ly. “ I don’t believe you’ve anything to do with him, so clear out.’ Then he entered the hack and was driven to a hotel, while Mike, after vainly im recating all sorts of evils on the retiring hack, betook himself to O’Rourke’s ofice, and burst in on the lawyer with the eager apology: “ I couldn’t help it, boss; ’deed I couldn’t, but he wouldn’t believe I came from yo, and he wouldn’t cbme.” “Where has be gone?” inquired O’Rourke, eying him in the searching way with which he was wont to overawe those clients who hesi- tated to tell him all. “ ’Deed, and I don’t know, boss,” was the con- iIEuse’d reply. “He druv away in a hack, and Carpenter ; “And you call yourself a man fit to send on an errand,” returned O’Rourke, scornfully. “There’s no danger in you. Sit down there, till I’m ready to talk to you. I’m busy now.” And he went on writing, the clerks scratch- ing away with their pens in the same dead silence, till the door opened and Mr. Roberts came in, took 03 his overcoat and went to his desk as if nothing unusual had occurred; while Mike, who was much impressed with every— thing about him, sat staring vaguely, first at one then the other, till O’Rourke suddenly threw down his pen and said: “ Mr. Roberts. ’ H ’I‘he alert chief clerk came to the table and a look passed between him and his chief, which showed that they understood each other too well for words to be needed, though O’Rourke asked: “ " ell, did you see the partyI told you to find? “ Yes, sir. He’s here.” And Roberts took from his vest-pocket. a paper, on which was written in pencil t e name: “ Joan RICHARDS. “ New York. “ Room 87, Appomattox House.” OfRourke nodded and handed Roberts a paper, saying: “I want three copies to-morrow, before ten, for use in court. Did the partysee our friend with the l‘llIOIJS locks?” “ Yes, sir. He was all right. The party wouldn’t speak to him, and it seemed to demor- alize our friend.” “Thank you; that’ll do.” And Mike, to whom all this was so much Greek, had no conception that the lawyer had any reference to him, till O’Rourke turned on him with the remark in a gruff tone: “ You may thank your stars vou didn’t lie to me, me friend. Now you go home, and report to me tomorrow at nine. Hark ye; e’ll see this Percy, won’t ye? W'ell, if ye do, ll him ye've seen yer man, and ye’ll have him in a day or two. Keep him amused and report to me what he says. D’ye see?” “ Yes, boss,” answered Mike, humbl . “And d’ a mind this? If ye be ve as I want ye, l’l engage ye’ll get more out of this business than if ye d staid on the other side.” “Yes, boss.” Mike’s eyes sparkled, but he hesitated. “How—how much, boss?” he asked, at last, in a low tone. ' “ That depends on how ye behave. It’ll not be less than Percy promised ye, and it may be double.” Mike’s face cleared up at once. “On them terms I’ll do anythin’, boss.” He was about to leave the ofice, when O’Rourke added: “ Stop! A word more.” Mike came back, and O’Rourke held up his er. ‘ If ye try to play tricks, ve’ll have the whole rogue’s gallery after ye. D'ye mind that now? Every man ye’ll meet is a spy on ye, and ye can’t esca . ’ Mike shuddered slightly as he replied: “I won’t lay no tricks, boss.” “ See ye on’t. Where are ye goin’ now 1” Mike hesitated. “ To a friend’s house.” “ What’s his name?” “Thomas Brown, sir.” “ Where does he live?” “In—in Wabash avenue,” said Mike but his eyes fell as he spoke, and the lawyer knew he , was lying. “Ah, very well,” he replied. “ Ye can go there now, Mike, and I’ll send a clerk to see the gentleman in the morning.” Mike bobbed his head, and shambled out of the office, when O’Rourke said, in answer to an inquiring glance from Roberts: “ Certainly. We need to know all we can about that fellow. I’ll wait till ye come back.” Mr. Roberts had on his hat and his overcoat in a twinkling and darted out, while O’Rtiurke kept on at his writing as if nothing had oc- curred. In about half an hour the chief clerk came back quietly, and laid a iece of paper on the table, then went to his (flask and resumed his cogying. ’Rourke looked at the paper, on which was written only: “ Tim Flynn’s.” The words seemed to give him all the informa- tion he needed, for he quietly tore up the tElaper intgsmall pieces, wrote a little more, and ally sai : “ Mr. Roberts, ye can shut up as soon as those papers are copied. I’m oing. “ Very good, sir,” was all that Roberts said, and then his chief went away, when an imme- diate revolution took lace in the office. The silent clerks came talkative, and a. Babel of home arose, as the began to discuss the various incidents of the ay’s business, after . the fashion of all clerks, with little interest in the actors, but a keen eye to the ludicrous as- pects of each case. The exhibited some curiosity about the last new c ient, and one or two asked questions of Roberts as to where he had been on his trips out of doors; but the chief clerk, who sustained a sort of confidential relation to O’Rourke, gave them no satisfaction beyond: “ Business, boys, business. When it’s all over you’ll know. ’ Meantime the head of the establishment, as soon as he left the office, took his way to the very banroom where Mike had imbibed so freely, and strolled in with a nod to the landlord, who at once became obsequiously familiar. “Glad to see you, counselor. What’ll you have? Got some very fine old rye—” “ Oh, just a cigar, Tim, that’s all. How’s busi- ness?” replied O’Rourke. indifferently, glancing round the bar-room, which was full of hard- looking characters, who all nodded respectfully to him whenever they could catch his eye, seem- ing to think it an honor to be noticed. “ Business is aboomin’. How d’yer like ’em —strong’£” re lied Tim. “ Strong, 0 coorse. No trouble, lately, Tim, or I should have heard of it?” “No, sir, thanks to you counselor. I take mighty good keer of myself sence that little af- fag—eh, counselor? It paid you well, didn’t “ And didn’t it (poly you, too?” asked the law- yer, as he lighte is cigar. “Bedad, it was worth the money, gettin’ ye out of that scrape, me friend. Tin years in the stone-jug’s worth a tgousand dollars at the lasts, and ye only “ All I had, counselor, all I had, and the busi- ness ain’t be’n what it used to—” “ I thought e said it was booming, Tim?” Tim coughe delicately. “ Well-that is—to what it was lastweek: but it ain’t never be’n what it was afore the cops dropped on me. As soon as ever I kin, coun- selor I’ll come round and see ye—" O’Rourke interrupted him by waving his hand. He had defended the ingenious Tim, some months before, in connection with the reception of stolen pro rty, and Tim still owed him five hundred do] are on a note of hand; so that O’Rourke who was generally careless in money matters, from the ease with which he earned a living, knew he had the landlord in his power. “ I didn’t come after that, Tim,” he said, to the intense relief of poor Flynn, who ejaculated: “ God bless you, counselor; but you’re the reaelgentleman, you are. Try a little of the rye, s1r.’ “ I’ll try a thimbleful, if ye’ll join me,” said O’Rourke, who had come after information, and knew how to get it. Tim inned aflfably; pushed his guest the bot— tle, an drank a deep draught when his turn came, while O’Rourke merely wetted his lips, after pretending to drink, and dropped his liquor into the Spittoon by the bar, ejaculating: “ That’s good, Tim, good. Now you must take one with me.” And Tim did so, O’Rourke watching to see that he took a bona fide swallow, while his own drink went after the first, as he observed: “ Got any boarders, Tim?" Tim Fl nn grinned, for his tongue had been loosened y the drinks. “Ay, ay, counselor, several. all in good time. you kin bet.” “ Thank ye, Tim. I got in one to—da on Kim; recommendation; a fellow called ar- e He watched Tim as he kc, and saw that the landlord’s face twitched a ightly at the name, so he went on: ‘ “ I don’t see him here.” Tim winked slay and seemed as if about to speak, but chang his mind, and O'Rourke re— marked: “ It’s just about time to take another taste of the rye, Tim. Here, take it out of that with the other one.” And he threw down a five-dollar bill, at sight of which Tim’s face relaxed, and be filled the glasses again, saying: “ Yer good health, counselor.” The third glass evidently removed all his scruples: for he said in a low voice, as he shoved over the lawyer‘s change: r “ I’m glad you’ve come, counselor. That ere Marble, he’s a beat. He ain’t no reg’lar crook, he ain’t; and I’m afeared he‘s goin’ to get us all into a hole.” You’ll see ’em I’ll give yer a recommend, " Indeed é” 'lllll'llllllIHIIIHIIInum-v‘” l l “Yes, counselor.” “ What’s the matter?” As he spoke, O'Rourke looked indifferent and puffed at his cigar. He knew that the landlord would tell him all, if he did not hurry him, and resently Tim justified his belief by saying: “ ould you believe it, Mr. O’Rourke, there’s a durned fool in this city is a-trustin’ this same Marble to steer him out of trouble; he’s got a crook from the East in this houSe, a-hidin’ from the cops. It’s jest disgustin’. that’s what it is.” “ What’s disgusting, Tim?” “ To think he should trust that galoot. Don’t know no more ’bout business than a babby. Goin’ ’bout in new close, a-bringin’ suspicion on sevlliloneit man tryin’ to make a honest livin’. y— He lowered his voice to a whisper: “ If you’ll b’lieve me, there’s be’n three cops in here this very evenin’, all owin’ to him swag- gerin’ ’round and layin’ loose drunk.” “ He’s not drunk already? He wasn’t, at my office.” “ Not to-night- but he was in the mornin’, and had to sleep it off.” “Where is he now?” Tim pointed over his shoulder. “I’ve ot him up there. I’m goin’ to make what I kin enter the gang.” “Ah, yes; they’re quite a nice lot. Let me see; there are five of them are there not?” This was a feeler; for O'Rourke did not know yet of anything more than one; but Tim swal- owed the bait innocently. “Oh, no;only three, and the third feller’s a highfiyer.” “ Ah, yes. Do you know who he is?" Tim shook his head. “ Wish I did. I’ll find out for yer.” “ No importance. Who’s the other man that stops here? You must look out, Tim, if the cops are ’round. If ye getl into trouble a second time, it may hard with ye.” Tim tossed is head. “ Not with you to get me out. I’ll resk it.” “But I can’t do any good unless I know the whole case, Tim. Is the other a regular crook?” Tim looked mysterious. “ I d’no’. But tell yer what it is—he looks to me like a man what’s shot a teller, and run fur it. He’s a little cuss and looks skeered like.” “ Has he a counsel?” “ No, sir; but I’ll see he don’t get any but you, counselor. I know my biz.” “That’s all very well, me friend. but I’m not touting for business, ye know. What sort of a looking man is he?” “Little undersized cuss, small eyes, set close together. Don’t look like a reg’lar crook. Too sl . O‘Rourke smiled. “ Ye’re quite an obsairver, Tim.” “ Orter be. See’d enough on ’em.” “And your friend Marble is up-stairs, is he?” Tim, whose eyes were roving over the room, suddenly muttered, without movin his lips: “ There he is now, comin for a rink.” This was one of Tim’s litt e accomplishments, imitated from traveling ventriloquists, and sometimes standing him in good stead, as in the present instance; for O‘Rourke, who understood im perfectly, filled up a glass as if he were takinfia last drink, and turned round, just as Red ike came up to the bar. The ex-tramp had his hat pulled down over his eyes, and did not notice O’Rourke, as he slapged the bar, saying: ‘ ome, Tim, come. I’m awful dry. Give me a bottle to take upstairs.” Tim handed out a bottle, and Mike ulled out what the lawyer’s quick eye saw to a gold certificate from his pocket, into which he hasti- ly shoved it back, substituting a five-dollar bill, with which he paid for the whisky and sham- bled away, never looking up at any one, and not heeding O’Rourke. “ That’ll keep him still till morning,” re- markmi Tim as Marble disa peered. “ He’s a nice duck, lie is, to be true with anything. Why, a green cop, jest app’inted, couldn’t be p seein’ through him.’ O’Rourke made no answer, but ulled re- fiectivel at his cigar, and presently o rved to the land 0rd: “I’ll be oing now, Tim. If ye have any trouble, ye w where to come.” “Indeed I do,” replied Tim, and he was so particular to do honor to his guest that he saw im to the door himself, and then went back to his bar, muttering: “ The counselor’s a tleman. He never wants to know no mans biz any furder’n to take keer of him; and I’ve ot to be keerful, or that red-headed galoot wi get us all into a hole. Reckon I’ll go and have a look at him.” He called the ever—useful Jessie to tend the bar, and went up—stairs to the room where he suspected his guest to be, rather than in his own sleeping—apartment. Sure enough, when he came to the dark room, he heard the sound of some one singing in a crooning way, and found Mike Marble and the little stranger together, the now partly in- ebriated Michael trolling in lugubrious tones the athetic and inspiring ballad of “Cooper and onnelly ”; the little strangler noddin his head in time and holding on to t e bottle, mm which his flushed face announced that he had been imbibing liberally. As Tim entered, Red Mike was trolling out the renowned lines: “Theftth steips Mrs. Kelly, and takes Donnelly by e an ; 'On you,’ she says, ‘brave Donnelly, I’ve wagered house and land, For the honor of old Ireland don’t let me lose, this day, But cogqiéer this bold Englishman, and down him in t e ra .’ Then Donnefiy got his second wind and went at it again, And baisted Cooper right and left, upon the bloody p am: And gave him one treinenjous blow, alongside of the law. That worsted Cooper so that he could come to time no more.” “ ’Rah for Donnelly l” hiccoughed the little man, waving the bottle. “ That’s a stavin’ song, Mike.” Then, as he saw Tim in the doorway, gazing sternl at him, he ejaculated: “ hat’n thunder s matter?” “ The matter is that if you two don’t stop yer darnation noise, the cops ’11 be in on yer,” re- plied Tim. “ Don’t ye know no better nor to be singin’ with the speakin’-tube open? They’ll hear ye in the bar.’ “ Let ’em hear us,” cried the little man, wav~ ing the bottle. “ What do we care for ’em; hey, Mike? I’ve t slathers of money and nothing to do with t. Look here, landlord. Hooray! Here’s to ye and bad luck to the copsi” And he took a deep swig from the bottle, Tim watching him all the while, for the landlord had not come up for nothing. “ Say?” inquired Flynn, as the little man put the bottle on his knee, “do on intend to keep that bottle all night? There 3 Mike hasn’t had a dro all day.” The little man tried to get up, and sat down suddenly again, remarking: “ Landlord, ou’re a gentleman, a real en- tleman. Mr. arble is another. Here, ike, take hold. I’m—I’m not quite well. Guess I’ll take a little nap.” Tim saw that he would soon be dead drunk, while Mike Marble was doing his best to follow suit, so the landlord asked insinuatingly: “Don’t you want to leave any message when the gentleman calls tomorrow?” “ What entleman?” asked the little man, stu- pidly. “ on mean Percy?” “Of course,” replied Tim, deli hted to have , obtained the name so easily. ‘ What shall I say when he comes in the morning?” he little man had curled himself up on the bed and was rolling his head to and fro, but as Tim repeated the question, be snapped out: “ Ob, tell’m to go tcr blazes.” And with that fell asleep, while Mike Marble sucked away at the bottle, already half empty, and said in a pitying way: “ Pore little cuss! he ain’t used to it. But he’s got slathers of rocks. Tim. Ef you don’t be- lieve it, jest go through his pockets.” The landlord’s eyes glittered; for avarice was his ruling passion; but, as he looked at Mike, he thought to himself: “ It wouldn’t do to trust him. I’ll get him dead drunk before I do anything. It will take an- other bottle of whisky; but it’s worth the ex- pense.” CHAPTER XXIII. COUNSELOR AND CLIENTS. WHEN Mr. O’Rourke left the classic precincts of Mr. Flynn’s select and retired boarding— house, he glanced keenly up and down the shady street in which it was located, and observed a policeman on the opposite side of the street, as he ad more than half expected to find one. The counselor’s acquaintance in the ranks of the “ force” was nearly as large as among the “ crooked men ” of the city, so he had no hesitation in going over to the guardian of the night and accosting him with the familiar query: “ Well, Smithie, how goes it?” “Oh, pretty well, counselor. Good- even- ing,” was the rather reserved reply, and the lawyer continued: “ On duty, eh, Smithie?” “None of your business, counselor,” returned Smithie, shortly, at which O’Rourke laughed, saying]: “A , I thought so. Much obliged for the in- formation, my friend.” Smithie turned his back on him and began to whistle. He had suffered at the hands of O’Rourke in a cross-examination in court only the day before, and felt rather sore about it, otherwise he would have been civil, and O’Rourke knew the cause of his gruflness. “Do you ever drink, Smithie,” he inquired, slyly, at which the man with the club stopped w istling, and O’Rourke pursued, sweetly: “Ye shouldn’t bear malice, me friend. Ye know I’m an oflicer of the coort, as well as yer- self, and have to do me duty to me clients.” “ But you needn’t go to callin’ an honest man names, and makin’ game of him afore a lot of aloots on the jury,” retorted Smithie, sulkily. f you and me warn’t on duty, I’d ’a’ whipped you or you’d ’a’ whipped me fur what you said, counselor.” “ Ah, well, that’s all over, Smithie,” the law- yer returned, soothingly. “ Come round to gh’arley Doran’s and take a hot rum to drown i . Smithie weakened perceptibly. “ Idon’t take no stock in hot ruins,” he an- swered, reluctantly; “ but if it was a hot Scotch, now, with a bit of peel in it, I ain’t 81156; b 11h f ll 1 d e s a ave it, i ye wi spoi yer iges- tion with such stuff,” O’Rourke interrupted. “ Come alon .” He had found already what he wanted to know. The liceman had not been detailed to watch Tim lynn’s house in particular, or he would not have left his post. As they went down the street toward thegbar- room for which they were bound, the lawyer observed. carelessly: “ Tim Flynn’s been pretty quiet lately, I sup- e. “Yes. Pretty quiet.” “No re rts against him? I’m interested in keeping im straight, you know, because he owes me mone et.” “ Then you’ best tell him, as a friend, not to go tryin’ to rope in men like young Steve ercy,” returned Smithie. “ You’ve been a friend of mine, counselor, if you did handle me rough yesterday, so I’ll tell you. I don’t want to see you lose no money; but we’re jest layin’ fur Tim, and some night we’ll come down on him and make a haul.’ “Aha, so you think he’s running—” ~ “A skin me. That’s jest it. There wasa feller went in yesterday as hain’t come out yet, and I’m blamed if some of the men didn’t see young Steve Percy in with him.” “ Indeed?” “Yes. Not that I b’lieve it. Reckon it’s only a stall. What’d a millionaire like him be doin’ in there? He don’t want to play no keno out- side. when he’s got a house of his own.” “Well, never mind him. Here’s Charley Do- ran’s. Come into the back—room.” And the law er took in the policeman by the private way, (p 'ed him with “ hot Scotch,’ and pum d him ry of all he knew on the subject of Tim Flynn, which proved to be only the fact that Tim was under police surveillance again, as a suspicious person. This much obtained, O’Rourke left his brass— buttoned friend, restored to amity, and betook himself to the Ap omattox House, where he looked over the register and asked, pausing at a ame: “ Is Mr. Richards in his room?” “ Guess so,” returned the night-clerk, indifler- ently. “ Go u if you want to, counselor. Third flight bac . Number 87.” O’Rourke did as he was told, and soon knocked at the door of No. 87, which was opened to him by Jas r Bay in person, who nodded silently, graspe his hand, and pulled him in, saying, in a low tone: “I was coming to see you in the morning. But how did you know I was here?” “ My man told me. Didn’t he see ye at the station, and tell ye I waited for ye?” Jasper hesitated slightly. “ A man came—that is—a tramp I once had trouble with—but I couldn’t believe you really sent him. I thought he was trying to trick me in some way.” “ Ye’ll do well, when I send ye messages in future, to trust me messengers,” said O’Rourke, rather dr ly. “ If I hadn’t been a better friend than ye esairve, I’d not have come this blessed night to ye.” “ But how did you find me? I’m not here un- der my own name.” “ I know it. What’s your trouble? Have ye been robbing a bank?” “ Nothing, on my honor. I am in no trouble, I assure you.” “ Then why are ye creeping into Chicago like a thief under a false name? My man fol- lowed ye, and saw ye write in the register.” “ Your man? Not be. I watched for him, and if he’d followed me I should have known he was straight, but he didn’t.” “ Not that man. I keep more than one on my errands. Anyway, ye re here now. What d’ye want?” “ To catch a thief.” “ Who’s the thief?” “The same man that gave away Schmidt’s offer to old Wallis, two years ago.” “ Man ?” echoed O’Rourke, as if i puzzled. “ Why, that was a woman, ye ignoramus, or— No, no, I’m thinking of something else. ’Twas a woman gave it away to ou, and ye didn’t know enough to make hay w ile the sun shone. Go on.” His words seemed to puzzle Jasper. “What do you mean by a woman? Whom are you talking about?” “ Oh, no one, no one,” replied O’Rourke, eva- sivel . “ Who’s your thief? What’s his name?” “ is name’s Stover; a small man with little eyes and a foxy face. He’s stolen ten thousand dollars, and run away to Percy, with the se- crets of our com n .” “ To Percy? ow d’ye know?” Jasper gave him a short history of the whole affair; and O’Rourke listened attentively. When the young man had finished, the lawyer asked: “ Well, what’ll ye do? What d’ye want to do about it?” “ I want to catch Stover, and make him dis- gor .” “glghat’s easy enough. And then?” Jasper hesitated a ittle. “ And then. Why, I want—” “ What d’ye want?” “ I want to—to see—Miss Wallis.” “ And why?” asked the lawyer, dryly. “ I don’t know ” answered Jasper. “ Neither do Ye should have made hay while the sun shorm Now she’s going to be married to Paircy.” Jasper ground his teeth. "‘ So it said in the paper; but I didn’t believe it. ’ “ Of course ye didn’t. D’ye know why?” “ No. What do you mean?" “Because ye didn’t want to believe it. Oh, there’s a vast dale of human nature in ye yet, Jasper.” “ Then you think it’s true?” “Of courSe it is. Haven’t they been at the new house, night and day, he and the ould gen- tleman?” “ Ah! but not she? She has not been there to help them?” “ Divil blame her. She’s more sinse than you e. “ What do you mean?” “ I mane that you couldn’t read her when e had the ogportunity; but she can read you li e a book. he’s been putting off things, in the hope that ye’d come back for her, and ye’ve come, if ye haVen’t come too late.” J eaper began to get excited. “ hat? then do you think that I have a chance to win that peerless being?” “Peerless being? Jasper Ra , me boy, when ve’ve been married as long as have, bad luck me, ye’ll find that women are all alike. They don’t have any peerless beings among them. Ye have a chance, if ye know how to :ake ’it, and don’t throw it away, like ye did he- ore. Jasper looked more and more excited and eager as he burst out: “ O’Rourke, you’re the first and best friend I ever had. You gave me my first advice, and by following it, I rose from a plodding country boy to a competence. Now Will you advise me on m future? for, I admit, I’m in a serious quan ary. I don’t know what to do.” “ I’ll not do anything till ye ring for some cigars and something to drink. I’ve a vigor- ous constitution, and no nairves. D’ye mind that?” And he would not say a word till a table was spread, and they were both smoking quietly, while Jasper was becoming calmed down from the state of nervous excitement in which O’Rourke had seen him to be. .Then the lawyer said, between pufls of his 01 r: ‘ ow, me old pupil, fire away. Tell me the whole story. First, ye want to marry Edith Wallis; is that it?” Jasper sighed. “ Ah, I fear that’s impossible.” “And why?” “She’s too far above me.” “Above ye? Pho! one would think Tye were a poor divil of an Irishman, in his own country. Don’t ye know that one man’s as good as an- other in this country, ye omadhaun?” J a‘sper sighed more deeply than before. “ es, as good as another man, but not a lady. Ah, no one could equal her.” “ That’s what they all sa before they’re mar- ried. Now tell me whats the maxim I gave ye when ye were a boy that’s helped ye most?” J as er reflected a moment. “ ou told me that the difference in men lay in knowled , and that one man was as good as another. I ve found the first only partially true. The great difference between men in our country seems to be money, and that is all that people value.” “ You’re right. But what gets money?” “Knowledge and industry; but it comes so slowly,” said Jas r, rather sadly. “I’m sure I’ve worked ha enough; but my whole store does not amount to more than one per cent. of her fortune.” “ And you want to make money then? Is that it, J asper?” “ I do. want to make my fortune equal to hers, so that I can go to her and say that I am no fortune-hunter.’ “ I see. You want to be as good as the lady’s money, not counting the lady at all.” “ No, no; I don’t mean that—” “ Ye do. Ye'll not contradict me. Now listen to me, Jasper Ray. How old are ye to- day?” ' “ Twenty-seven.” And Jasper sighed. “ What are ye sighing about?” “To think that I’m as old as I am, and yet haven’t made a fortune, or done anything worthy of a man.” “ Hum! Is that it? What would ye have? D’ye want some one to die and leave ye 9. mil- lion?” “No. I want to make it myself.” “ Ye do. Did ye ever hear of a man of twenty-seven that had made a million of dollars himself?” J afiper looked thoughtful. “ o, I can’t say I have; but then look at Mr. Wallis. He was a carpenter, and he’s worth—” “ D’ye know how much?” “ No, but it must be several millions at least. Look at his style of living.” “ Well, I’ll tell ye just how much he’s worth, Jasper,” said the lawyer, slowl . “I’ve had occasion to look into his affairs ately for a cli- ent of me own, a lad ; and he’s worth just afiqut ten thousand dol ars less than nothing at a . J as r turned pale with excitement. “ hat? Do you mean he’s ruined?” “I said no such thing. But if his creditors choose to sell him up, e won’t have a cent to his name.” “ And who are they?” “ Gentlemen that won’t press him, for a very good reason.” “ A reason?” “ Certainly. They want his vote. He’s a senator, and that’s worth enough to put him on his feet, if it’s well used.” Jasper looked blankly at the lawyer. “ Then what am I to do? Oh I’m so glad he’s no richer than I am, for nowI can go to her and say-” “Say what?” asked O’Rourke, as the young man hesitated. “ Say to her: ‘ My fortune is equal to yours now, therefore I can ask you to be my wife.’ ” “ Ye’d say that; would ye?” “ Certain y.” “And ye d be a regular ass, Jasper, a long— eared, brayiug Neddy, so ye would. D’ye know what she’d tel ye?” “ What?” “She’d tell ye ye’d made a little mistake, and that she was engaged to Mr. Pairc .” “ Why? Do you mean that s e loves that contemptible—cowardlly—” “ Chut, chut! That’l do, I know ye hate him; but it’s bad taste to call him names. He’s our rival, and he’s worth money if ould allis isn’t.” “ And you mean then that-” “ That he’s VVallis’s principal creditor, me brave boy, and that ye’ve got to be as rich ashe is to fight him. BeSides, t e lady was brought up in luxury, and ye can’t ofler her a home such as she’s used to, while Mr. Paircy can do just that same.” .Jas r’s countenance fell. “ ou don’t offer much encouragement to a man.” “Ye asked for advice, I’m giving it. I tell ye, ye’ve one chance out of a hundred to win the lady from Paircy. D’ye want to do it or not?” ' “ Want to do it?” echoed Jasper. “Why, my whole life will be miserable if she marries that fellow.” “ Ah, so you think.” “ I know it. You don’t know the way in which my whole soul is wrapped up in the ex- istence of—” “There, there, me boy, I’ve heard it all be- fore. It’s in the play of Romeo and Juliet, only they were Italians and he was a young divi , 'ust like Paircy, with more money than brains, ad luck to him. If he’d been in Ireland it’s not poison he’d have been takin’, but good whisky, which is much better.” “But I tell you that you can jest as much as you like, O’Rourke. I can’t live without that girl.” “ That’s just what Romeo said when he took the poison, like a fool, when if he’d waited a quarter of an hour to think over it, sure, Juliet would have waked up, and they’d have been all right. No. no, me boy, don’t give us anything Of that. D’ye want to get Edith Wallis?” “I do, I do, I do,” said Jasper, earnestl . “That’s enough. Now for me advice. §e’ve only one way to get her.” “ And that is?” “ To make a fortune. everything ye’ve got?” “Ten times over. I’m willing to risk any- Ehing, for I feel that I might as well die if I lose er. “So ye said before. Now then, I’ll tell ye. There’s only one way to make money quickly in any country.” “ And that is?” “To take risks and gamble. I see you start at the word. Very well. I don’t want to tempt ye. How much have ye to lose, in cash?” “Fifty thousand dollars.” O’Rourke grinned. “ And ye were grumbling just now at your poverty. D’ye know how much old Paircy had at your a e?” “ No. ow much?” “ Divil a cent. He was forty before he got a fair hold on the market, and it took him nearly thirty cars more to make what he did. Old age an goold go in couples, Jasper. Ye’d bet- ter give up the lady, and do as Wallis and Paircy did at your age.” “ And what was that?” “Married poor women, and wore them out in pinching and saving, so that the kids could on- Are ye willing to risk joy the fortune,” answered the lawyer, cynical-- . “ Ye can’t have cash and happiness to- gether, Jasper. That’s asking too much. One ye can have. Choose which.’ “I’ve no choice. I must make a fortune, oriI shall never beat Percy.” “ Very well, cash be it, then. Now we’ll set in for serious talk, and, mind ye, not a word to a soul. I see a way out of all this, Jasper Ray, that will end in making both our fortunes, and if e take it and win the day, I’ll go hail the la 1y ’11 have ye.” hey settled down, as the lawyer produced some pa rs and went into some intricate calcu— lations. hen they separated, O’Roui-ke’s watch pointed to the hour of three in the morning, and his last words to Jasper were: “ If we can do it, ye see where Paircy will be, and ye’ll be master of the situation.” (T o be continued—commenced in No. 19.) Casual Mention. THE wife of John Oliver, of Jeffersonville, Ind., has been totally blind for many years. She does all her own housework, including the cooking and ironing, besides the milking of the family cow. She refuscs to have a servant-girl about the house. REV. W. H. H. MURRAY says: “ A modest woman has more security from insult in the streets of San Antonio than on Boston Common. The Texan of ever grade is habitually courte- ous to women. or is he quarrelsome with men. At least, such is my observation.” A'r a wood—cutting contest in McKean county, Pa., a few days ago, two women won the first prize for cross-cut sawing, the contestants work- ing in pairs. If women really desire to compete with men in industrial pursuits, here is a field they may occupy and no man will molest them. BROTHER GARDNER‘S philosophy :—“ Theories am all right onless a man am two months he- hind on his rent. Doctrines am all right when a family hain’t shibberin’ wid cold. Individual opinions count fur nuffin’ when de individual cgn’tnraise cash ’nufl to get a patch on his 5 0e. THE com letion of the iron bridge of the Atlantic an Pacific railway over the Canyon Diablo, in Arizona, adds another to the list of high bridges. It spans a dark, gloomy gorge. The bridge is 240 feet above the water, and 541 feet long. It weighs 837,130 pounds, and it cost $200,000. Max MULLER, in a recent article in the Con- temporary Review, speaks very highly of the moral character of the Hindoos, and says he has been frequently told by English merchants that commercial honor stands higher in India than in any other country, and that a dishonored bill is hardly ever known there. A PHYSICIAN states that the mortality from pneumonia is nearly always larger in Ma than in December, which he attributes to t e ex- posures and want of conveniences, bare floors. poor fires, badly cooked food carelessness about bed and body clothing, cold and perhaps wet rooms, incident to May moving. OF a thousand well-to—do persons and another thousand of poor persons there remained alive after five years of the prosperous 943, of the poor only 655. After fifty years there remained of the prosperous 557, of the poor 283. At 70 years of age there remained 235 of the pros- perous and of the poor 65. The aviarage length of life among the well-to-do was 50 years and among the poor 32 years. _ IN Miles City, Montana, the Methodists be- lieve in receiving contributions from anybody, whether good or bad, who is disposed to give. They place contribution~boxes in the drinking- saloons, and some of the patrons of those estab- lishments drop a coin or two in whenever they take a drink. The boxes become as full of money as the customers do of drink. IN' no large city on the Mississippi river, ex- cept Memphis, is to be seen a busy population and fine buildings on one side, and on the other bank thick woods, a wilderness where the canebrakes, huge poplars, and the melancholy 0 press contend with the annual floods. Says a emphis paper: “ So wild is the country over the river that bear-hunts have been organized under our bluffs, and the game killed almost within view of our houses.” THE San Francisco Past declares that there exists in Montana, and the place is well known to many Montanans, a cave in which is piled an immense number of bones and skulls of bison, buffalo, deer, bear and smaller animals. These bones are carefully piled along the sides of the cave, and number thousands. It is supposed they were placed there by Indians. The cave is not over thirty miles from the line of the Utah and Northern Railroad, and is near the southern boundary of Montana. SCABCELY any characteristic of the German Em eror is more marked than his aversion to capital unishment. In the period from 1861. to 1878 on y 26 out of 218 capital sentences were carried .out, and during the next decade, of 429 criminals condemned to death, Hodel, the would be assassin, was the only one executed. During the years 1879 and 1880 only one capital sentence out of eighteen was executed, and there were only four executions in each of the years 1881 and 1882. The almost invariable commuta- tion of the death sentence has been to penal ser- vitude for life. THE Oregon Astorian says the Chinese gar- dens on the lOWer part of the peninsula afford a good example of what patient thrift can accom- plish. These industrious heathens have, by care and toil, transformed unsightly hillsides into fertile tracts of soil, now sown with every va- riety of vegetables and sure to bring them a handsome return. They are all at work, dig- ging, manuring, and o ening up fresh ground; everything is utilize ; even the bones are pounded up and fed to the hens, and each little cabin has half a dozen fat hogs, which, at the present price of pork, represent a considerable amount. THE Paris Figaro recently astonished its con- fiding readers with a grave account of English “dogs with a handle.” “ \Vlien the dog is quite young,” said the veracious French journal. “ an incision is made in its tail near the root, and the tail is then curved double so as to bring its tip into the incision, where it speedily adheres and takes firm root. In a few days all traces of the wound disappear, and the dog’s tail can then be used as a handle to carry him through crowds across the street, etc. A French dog would rebel against this treatment; but English dogs, being naturally plilegmatic, submit to the muti- lation wfithout a. wink. Popular Poems. ——r ~40 w—H— TO LET. A outh went out to serenade he lady whom he loved best, v And passed beneath the mansion‘s shade Where erst her chamber used 10 rest. He warbled till the morning light Came dancing o’er the nill-tops’ rim, But no fair Innidei greeted his sight, And all seemed dark and dream to him. With heart aglmv and eyes ablaze. He drew much nearer than before. When, to his horror and amaze, He saw “ To Let” upon the door. ——You(h’s Companion. 201 WHAT’S IN A NAME. “ Where do you go, my pretty maid?" The insinuating drummer said. “ 1’m going all the way,” said she, . “ To my humble home in Kankakee I” Then after waiting a little while—— “ May I ask you, sir, where do you go?” And the drummer answered with a smile, “To my lordly home at Kokomo.” Then outright spoke the conductor bold: “ There’s some mistake between you two. If you’re going home you’ve missed your hold, For this train goes to Kalamazoo!” “ Oh, what shall I do?” the maiden cried, “ The "ll think I'm dead, my ma and pa!” “ Too ba !” the staitled drummer sighed; “ Come to my friends in Waukesha!" And she smiled and blushed and most forgot That he was but a stranger man, And that mistake altered her whole lot, For they got married at Waukegan. —Travellers’ Magazine. :0: THE CRUCIAL TEST. Deeply learned. fresh from school, Comes my all-accomplished daughter! Newly freed from bookish rule, Say, what wisdom have they taught her? ’Ologies I care not for, Mystic science, classic lore, So she be but skilled enough in Homely arts to toast my muflin. Knows she, as her mother knew, Recipes and quaint directions? How to bake, to boil, to brew Dainty sirups, sweet confections? Or, as others of her sex, Born and nurtured but to vex, Scarcely knows she of such stuff in Nature as untoasted muflln? Have they trained her to pursue Pastimes merely ornamental? And, with princely retinue, To expend a Rothschild‘s rental? Can she nothing do but dance, Paint on china, dream romance? Well, perhaps I grow too rough in Expectation of my muffin! Come then, pretty maid, at once Prove my Jealous fears unfounded, Make me own myself the dunce, All my gibes on envy grounded. Yet one warning word believe, Mind of man can naught conceive So unconquerably tough, in Human ken, as half-cooked mufiln. —Kz’ngston Daily Fleeman. 20: A SUPER-SENSITIVE MAN. He was good, he was brave, still was sadly afraid That women prized only his rental; Yet ideal devotion he sought in a maid, For the goose was, you see, sentimental. But she was so charming, so winning, and sweet, The darlingest girl in the city! Such a plain, quiet fellow could never compete With 's rivals both handsome and witty. His love with his fears cruel warfare long waged, When one eve, in the course of his wooing, He forgot to be frightened, proposed, was engaged, Ere either knew what they were doing. Two hours swiftl passed. a dream without break, In soft words t t won’t hear repeating, And then as he rose, his departure to take, Both were struck with the “ sense of the meeting.“ He turned in retense of inspecting some toy, But twinge with a sharp melancholy; “ To imagine my life could be crowned with such joy; Oh. worse than a fool in my folly! ’Tis my fiealth that she nets, while my heart she be- i es; ' Sucgla jewel demands a rich setting, And her rapturous smiles are but feminine wiles, As I’ll find when too late for regretting.” And meanwhile she stood there adoring his back, And felt her poor heart beating faster At thought of her freedom now gone all to rack, At the touch of her destihy’s master. A nick flash of feeling gave warning of tears, ut to weep would, she thought, be atrocious; So she doubled her fists to fight down her fears, Assuming a frown quite ferocious. Her kittenish caper he lainly beheld, In the ier-glass besi e him reflected; . Making aces at him! So his last hopes were f01led. “ Thank Heaven her deceit I‘ve detected!” Too hurt for reproaching, he hurriedly left, And a letter availed to discover, That an accident, hapless, her life had bereft Of her super-sensitive lover. She answered the idiot whose heart she had “ wreck- e . That since he had failed to believe her, So suspicious a man she could never respect, Then took to her bed with a fever. He. sailed with a spirit so heavy it near Had sunk the ship in mid-ocean; But returned; they were married early last year, And forgot is their courtship’s commotion. —St. Louis Republican. 201 THE MODEL AMERICAN GIRL. BY VIRGIL A. PINKIJI. A practical, plain young girl; _ Not-afraid—o -the-rain young girl; A poetical posy, A ruddy and rosy. A helper-of-self young girl. At-home—in-her-place young girl; A never—will-lace young gir ; A toiler serene, A life pure and clean, A princess—of—peace young girl. A wear—her-own-hair young girl; A free-froni-a-stare young girl; Improves eve? hour, No sickly sun ower, A wealth-of—raresense young girl. Plenty-room-in-her-shoes young girl; No iiidul er-in-blues youn girl; ot a bang on her row, To fraud not a bow, She’s a justwvhat-she-seems young girL Not a reader-of-trash 'oung girl; Not a clieap-jewel-flas 1 young girl; Not a sipper of rum, Not a chewcr of gum, A marvel-of-sense young girl. An early-retiring young girl; An active, aspiring young girl; A morni -ariser, A dandy- espiser, A progressive, American girl. A lover-ofvprose young girl; Not a-turn-np-your—nose young girl; Not given to splutter, Not ‘ utterly utter,” But a matter—of—fact young girl. A rightly-ambitious young girl; Red-lips-mostdelicious young girl; A sparkling clear eye. That says “ i will try,” A surc—to-succced young girl. A11 honestly—courting young girl; A iicver-seen-flirting young girl; A quiet and pure, A modest, demure, A iit-for-a-wife young girl. A sought-everywhere young girl: A fiiture-most-fair young girl; An ever discreet, I’Ve too seldom mcci This queeii-ainong-qiiecns young girl. ——Cincimmfi Enquirer. . I ,:_ ,. . . .. .. .. . U .. < 4 J: .H . --.A .. . r: _- “‘1” ~ _ ., . -14-1:."~.“...it;; 'r'fi'l ' ‘ . 1‘5 . :5 "aluminum; minimum ,. 'l|,,.muuunmrmurn Published every Monday morning at nine o‘c.’0r-k. NEW YORK, MAY 26, 1883. its head of EEKLY is sold by all Newsdeulers in Canadian Dominion. cm a uewsdcaler, or paper sent direct, b ce, are supplied at the ates and in the, Parties unable to obtain it fr referring to have the mail, mm the publication om Terms to Subscribers. Postage Prepaid: Qpe copy, four months . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .31. Two copies, one yeai'TILIIIIIfIIQII subscriptions be careful to give ty and Town. The pa.- mptly, at expiration of . . s can start with any late unpaid b'HS. In all orders for address in full—St per is always stopped, ,pro subscription. Subscription TAKE Norton—In sendin y mail, never inclose the currency sweept in a re- Ofl'lce Money Order is the Losses by mail will be ese directions are fol- st form of a remittan almogt surely avoided if th WA“ communications, subsc ters on business should be addresse BEADLE AND ADAMS, PUBLISHERS. 98 WILLIAM S'r.. NEW YORK. (iptions, and let- to Take Notice. Serials appearing in this WEEKLsz'll not i be republished in Library or book form. Back numbers can be supplied by any newsdcaler, or sent by mail, prepaid, from the publishcrs. ma A NEW ROMANCE Working His Way Up! By the Author of “Jasper Ray,” “John Armstrong, Mechanic,” etc. This time it is the printer whose career from the ’prentice to. the proprietor is traced in a; ki story of fascinating interest, as a story, and ‘ bristling with its direct and indirect suggestive- ness and lessons of workingmen’s life and rights NEXT TO FOLLOW! The Wide Awake Papers Rear Views of Life. MOST of our views of 1i upon these we form tious which are Ofte unces are deceitful is a wide acceptance. then. that estimation founded upon the worl life—which is always fe are front views; and - opinions and base sup proposition of world- may safely predicate, s of people and things d-side, the front view, of the “ show” or “ up -side but far from always a genuine false as true; and that to eople. things, and afl’airs, udgments upon such rear may be able to g e that the man who heads a -list with a gift of a hundred ous man, or th ——are as often judge correctly of p we must base our j views of them as we hardly safe to assum church subscription dollars is a gener that lives in a “ brownstone-fr elegantly-furnished hall perous family. “ brownstone-front ” are front views of down in that churchman’s cel aying the man who put in the aggliug about the price, and on yard you see him giving remunera ment to some halflstarved wretch you find items represe les that found their w or, and in his workshop you hear f him as a fair and liberal mas- fely conclude that he is a gen- What a man does in his cellar, and and his workshop, what he does cannot see and is n are the acts by wh his character In at. These may be conceded t rear of his life; certain] sent its public, its show si _ ing with such appearances of el perity can show a clear title— their house, or prompt] second and thi ing-room and kitchen, as respondingly, as the front- a well-set, well-provided garments made of excellent in be justified in adjudglng that ont ” with an .M w “MN-b w. The hundred-dollar gift and the and fine parlor and hall ter, you may sa his back yard, that the world estimation of ay he arrived 0 represent the y they do not repre- If the family liv- unmortgage —to paid renbbills, and rd story rooms, diu- well-furnished, cor- parlor and ball, and e, and plenty of aterials, you may family a prosper- If all our estimati one of people were based in this way—upo u what we could learn of their of their family relations, of their nclples, and most secret d r estimations co a neighborly surveillance of and wind0ws, innermost pm even if all on uld be based upon eir back yards 3 would shake ten we should see our “dear by a back window, been assured that ow many houses roken frontage o dered shades, lace cu es, we should find and or no shades at all at the y families we should discover nd closed blinds, of summer while the fami How many cha ness between people yin society. How gentlemen callers ows shortly after ness for the day. be highest estima- thould see throw- sly to pretty chamber- waitresses, and enter- at nightly orgies are summering in inners we should re- ones and cheap stews buffet crowded with us we should notice convenience though ront basements are what revolution frien "lolling co but a minute after we had she was “out.” w.“ _ and plush draperi stained white Holl back. How man living in rear houses “ closed for the spends the season abro ing flirtatious we should wit who were all frigid dignit many times we should obser smoking at back-parlor wind husbands had gone to busi How many men held in t y the community we g kisses surreptitiou u.“ N- ‘wv'i tainiug female while wife and children by people who display a How many kitche destitute of almost tables in the f read with decorated abby furniture and worn-out should note in second and third rooms of houses gorgeou parlor-floor and in th much shrewish scolding of ging of children, we should nine lips that only murmur curve in seraphic smiles How freely we should h rude commands. and brutal re bands who to their wiv in dulcet tones and “before company.” ‘ curse it,” and torts. from hus- es in public are quite wear and cheap hosie y washes belonging . people who walk the streets In outside garments of silk and satin. of shop-work we should find to be by women who treat a as if she werea These rear views of life are ling, sometimes disgustin seldom ludicrous. was eminently I had, not long sin sometimes start- Certalnly that udicrous which a gentleman cc, of his nearest neighbor in a J wobble. ahead. rest and ride. your the bicycle. If you find your machine is with you, do not try to curb it the curb stone, gra h-pole. vii. en a horse fri away, the true kni diater take afteri before any damag whereby he may win her hand. If you should take a header and the air and come d0wn into a coal-ho rformance: so don’t do it. was all legs, what kind of a ride an eighty-inch be a very dirty pe If a young man hairpin would he wheel? Tongs cannot tell. It is not very nice to be 11 up in the air— air all the same. Along the railroads iug signal—“ Railroa Bicycle.” So if an off it will be its own Ixion was the first wheel-m have any account, but he did out of it, though he was bou went. DO not go round t less. you desire to busmess. thing fell. Su off you wheel right. Avoid the dust: don It is s and it isn’t nice on a Do not run into n the wagon the man ha Somehow or other t bicycles more uurul never can see why it is. The bicycle is the c the boys want to bu Grease the rubber machine run slicker. The old lady was she said. at the sigh get in it flat. astraddle of a b self Riding a bicycle is nothin I could ride t side by side. road. have seen some Never allow 8 Well, unless you Whatever you chine over the tr stand alone in the car. The first man was already seated when a second entered whose a goodly bank account. He was dressed in of style, with immaculately shoes, 8. glistening silk hat of t faultless gloves elaborately st erect of high collars, a Newmarket coat to his heels, and he carried the regulation cane with hammered silver. prise and intense when this beuut tails, to seat himse part of his trowsers two good which the whiteness of h showed with amazing distinctness. 'udged by his general appearance, een credited with and elegance; but an a rear view could hard than a fraud and a 1’ who reads this and i seal-rings, and chain coats, at the cxpens ' can be accounted for, there or from whence can be comprehended, a question for solution. much better, and if be sufficient as to resume his position, he will deavor to be more cautious, w not to swallow slimy lizards at the same A Yankee’s Adventures. L. S. STRICKLAND. a L. C. Strickland of South five years ago, on account started for Australia. party of thirteen to the seeking gold, and until was heard from him and it he was dead. Mr. Stricklan has just received a letterd ramatta, a small island nea ter reaching the interior of the ptured by the savages, nibal and still eat human flesh. ght of the company Were For some reason not stated, were spared, and in some and this was the first nd had of sending in- He wrote that it was impos- aper the sufferings he had en- at time, or the fe but how long it had been ppearauce betokened a it originated is more than younger brother of shining pointed he newest shape, elly is feeling itched, the most of very poor health, ly recovers so He went thence with a island of New Guinea, days ago nothing was believed that d of Southin But to the sur- musement of the first man, I creature parted his Coat- ed in the upper ly holes through this experience, we presume be. The doctors who stout] ever that no reptile can live in the stomach w seems that at now hide their diminished heads. Patent llot-bed;" A Kentucky Paradise. A LOCAL journalist in “ Old Kaintuck " thus word-palms his State and its “ Millions of ex with a keeper zest the springtime dawned youths and maidens, life from the ecstati ruptures and new clothes. experienced relief on the fi spring, which was last natural ; for the storm drear. crypt-like days 0 persistent winter had engendered to hopelessness. The flowering roses are the glory of the Southern 3 The atmosphere is green, ard roseate with the var with the tracery of leaves. white, trees stand like brides, trem pectunt, beneath su through the tangled pink from the thron tree; every stump and by the eager tendrils which springs to each convenien robes it like a. kin roasted and eaten. the remaining five way contrived to esca opportunity Mr. Stric formation home. sible to put on p dured during th ences which had befallen return home during the su The Checker Champion. 9 what the papers say, then on of the World lives near James Wiley, a that enterpris- has beaten the the possession of money opinion Of him based upon ly indorse him as other col: and that young man s conscious that he sports s, and fine hats, and smart e of rugged underwear, or though no one has yet discovered his secrets, may rest aswred that he is foolish, g money for subscription, deceitful, wicked, and unworth any person whose res worth having. In ordering our lives better rule to follow not dread to have th us from the rear—to have on our friends, scan the our lives as freely the best life wh public; but he who 5 judgment-seat of his ness, knowing that he has never l o which, or its motive, he wo ‘ to have all the world know. J. E. G. Hardly do for some local pectant hearts have throbbed since the first days of upon us. The frisky ever sanguine, and viewin c stand oint, go into free named. Get th CALIFORNIA'JEHU. fectly true incident," matters of fact one of him. He expects to y the respect of pect and friendship is IF we are to believ the checker chnmpi ., in the person of The Free Press. of ing town, a=sures us that Wiley best players in Europe and Am now about sixty years of age. and, like Horace Gr there can scarcely be 0 than to so live that we shall s prying eyes view r enemies, as well as private ways and deeds of as the public ones. He lives not 0 lives the fair a feeling akin trees and the Index Dxcx. See answer in last week‘ —See the standing announce arid Some", 3" Pink: first column, about republication of ying bloom min est before the YOUNG Anmcm. We tands at peace before the knowledge of the recommend you to His hairis white, eeley, he wears a beard un- His deafness makes it i to carry on a conversation with him. quietly, not taking his 9 taking no notice of those thing except his game. and has an intelligent and He has done nothin ers ever since he was fif co the Free Press: “ He loo and before an ordina menced he has won. by playing, as there are who willingly give twen with him, and plenty mo amount to see him play. and has been in this count although this is not his firs perabundant nuptial lace; greenery there is a flush of ging blossoms of the Judas prostrate trunk is clasped ow jessamine, t tree and en- g in cloth of gold, crowns it golden crown. and hangs in lordlv fes- g the gray Spanish moss, each flower y diffusing its exquisite, entrancing ur feet crush the large blue and white while high above the rent gnolia look out of their fo- fair women upon lovers far everywhere, you see bewildering, enchant- 8 well as their great cannot surpass te, pink, crim- crushed-stra Wherry-red; s rioting over trellises, framing house-windows, ite billows over summer- nestling in fragrant ir women; laughing We have greater springtime. The woods today are no ble roses of the They are the first—born of the quickening sun, the done one deed uld be ashamed yes off the board, and about him or of any- He wears spectacles kindly face and good g else but play check- n years of age. ks away into the opponent has com- makes a good living plenty of enthusiasts ty-five cents to re who will give that He lives in Scotland, y about six mou Vick, of Rocth brm' g it out for you. BLvsaINa JOE. No “ medical advice ” will avail to cure blushing. You will 0 ally obtaining confidence. Simply try to be at ease. YOUNG MAN. It oug ter to be reconciled . a nore saying you regret tl‘e misund wish to resume the old relations. Coxlsrmh READER. curab e b av n some on y 1% is half habit—h BELLE BRIGHT. * ' The flflapers. Science (in a. Big Wheel. gant tread-mill of speed. space and the only thing eeps its perpendicular by its violets at every step, white cups of the ma THE bicycle is the ele liate easements like ‘ the condenser of this world that k lucent miracles of bloom, ing by their profusion a The roses of Gh those of the South. son, yellow, peach, roses in hedges: rose climbing on walls, flowing in crimson wh fences and walls; clusters in the bosoms of f in the hair of laughing girl . floral wealth in our Kentucky little flowers you gather in the more precious than the fashio persistent florist. spring, the first-b0 pregnant oil, the open air. ‘ Focused Pa eta. The cross-eyed rider vantage over all others; center of the street, look sidewalks and keep an ev possesses a superior ad- he can go down the at the girls on both en mean as he spins You must take lessons under learn the art by practice. _ it when you can practice daily. MARION V. Your case is so clearly one of statute g its own laws of entail, descent u will have to consult a well- yer. In contract law, however, rinciple that no heir can violate or change the terms of a will, and the mother could not alienate J. ‘3 interest in the common Her will of course would have been set asl court—A desertlon of seven od and sufficient cause for the term fixed by most States. “ DAvm COPPERFIELD." tion of the word glamour, is, moor ; as if spelled gla moor. "everybody says "is not a ways correct. . your bet, and must exonerate your frrend from against him, as he was apply; accom- t Mr. Callahan Prospers. “ HOW is Joe Callahan “ Tl l-top,” replied the em niggers around there. reduced to a science. for all they’re worth, I tell rally gets all that’ erry Johnson, the Smith farm, brou which Joe had a dead grip on in the crop mortgage. store account and th says to Jerry: “ ‘ Them six bale and I’ve allowed “He did not te lowed him four-sto fiour he had advanced ‘ just exactly even, so without the all cause of truth. “ ‘ Well,’ says J lucky dat I lef’ have not come out “ fotched dat odder bale ,’ says Callahan, u’sted if I didn them figgers—a mistake Of lcrs, by Jupiterl Bring in morx ow and I’ll gi getting along?” It has been compute ck higher when it d animal, including the gir It is wonderful .how a silver-plated machine offers so much less resistance to the air w motion than the pl liner ones. It makes the bear tle innocent hind wh keep up with the bi humans to take it up once in a d that the bicycle can v5 (defch SgEfufiayg " an vorc 5 lack than any other W Virginia law it is an established p He goes for ’em u; and he gene— t nigger .who lives on the old tache to see that poor lit- ght m SIX bales its best to try to would be more r figuring up t while and let it 9 price of the cotton, Joe Keep on, young tyro, you will soon learn to engineer the machine; but the main keep on, as you will probably learn. It is a gay sight to see a the road in all the activ hood, but be careful posi-~ : don’t take it at full le lausible ambition t act, it will pay you wel times, and not go down. If somebody should as you go bi-c dog at you, try and prevent your mac shying and throwing vou. You will always find it be machine wants to lie down a let it down gently much of a. hurry u If you find from th rounding objects the ing down, or overboard immediately, and climb down IVOen rounding sary how you turn your bicycle and le The first time I e I thought it would suvius; and I fell raise me up with a It is very necessary to divide evenly in your rig alla 5 makes us just exactly evbn. on top prices on them.’ the nigger that he had al- rices on the bacon and im in order to make it ’ although he could have done ghtest damage to the great THE thirty women employed in one shoe fac- tory in Lynn, Mass, all are divorced wives. A SILK-WORM grower at Mont expects to make a profit of $3,000 has 70,000 worms at work in the fi steps which terminate in silk. A MAN by the name of employed in aDenver bi swallowed a live bull which he drank a glas he felt remarkably wel to have been six inches long an across the breast. M. DE LESSEPS return month’s journey in Africa subject of the proposed 83 the canal of communication, one hu eighty kilometres long, five years. and at one-six by the Government Com against the scheme. THE Canadian Pacific company and land com- nies interested in the development of the propose to settle 25,000 nd on Government lauds laws, becoming security ed interest free by Great to be devoted to loans suf- young bicycler take urges you made ity or his early man- neither ignorant nor afi'ecte plishment to be able to pronounce all . of one‘s own language correctly. We would advise you to procure the latest edition of Webster’s Un- ou too rashly correct whanistan is called an gomery, Ala” You should have a p up in the race—in rst and second 1 to kerp up at all ed Dictionary. before erry ‘I reckon hi your riends.—A native of A I one bale at home. Charles Moon, who is jess ’zackly even ” ef I’d lliard saloon, recently -frog on a wager, after of whisky and said that neighbors first, 0f ‘ I’ll be most em- ‘t make a mistake in just forty-seven do!- that other bale to- ve you a clear receipt—I will, they receive some. tter when your nd rest a little to , genrl y, and don‘t be in too ed home from his e reversed position of sur— enthusiastic upon the in danger of go- t your fire-escape Lafitte’s Gold. t” from Pensacola to the belief yet prevails uried treasures in In New Iberia the negroes nd qurte over ALL “along coas Rio Grande sand-b that the pirate Lafitte b various haunts. have dug the isla revails that a that is and between ed to mark the s trees are, square can be cut through in th of the cost estimated mission which reported a corner it is highly neces- it is not best to turn off t it go on without you. ver tried to mo be lessdifllcult that they had to AMERICA. 1. A Select a pearl or d , for the story great box was buried on four trees expressly plant- t, so wherever one or more be curious have phin Island, of! Mobile, y one in the gulf, each has ug been the saving-box of not one but has been care- ers after what he left be- ng is a disease, the germs a greater or less degree in and unknown has an at- nd the definite. upon the first or third finge nadian Northwest emigrants from Irela under the homestead for sums to be advanc Britain for ten years, ficient to start each f IN a recent speech delivered in B gave the following ics of the year 1880, for war preparations in Eu- y from seven to ten d' -ri . 3. No- it mlzfiy figs at a time. It is t present, to wear rings on upon the second, third _ _ have enough pretty ones to distribute t tleman wears rings upon the third or f of one hand, only. Ton. If you wish to you say that is “ part 0 the agreement " sel pin? If the young lady should not wear silver ones time, as that would he ve solid silver lace-pins a ht and left pdc st “trim.” I am busily engaged in cow-catcher for the bicycle, ally clear the track of all obstacles. You should not try to chine, because it might in time to be of any servi Do not despise a little ston you might publicly em brac whence you came, to the most westerl its tradition of hav Lafitte, and there is fully explored by seek hind. Treasure-seeki of which prevail to all. What is hidden traction in it far beyo cause it is mysterious that it is so ysterious approaches which all seek. Blazes in the bark of a of the live-oaks, in shell- erywhere on the islands perfecting a patent which will eflectu- get ahead of your ma- Henry P. Kidder ot catch up with you from ofiicial statist that the expenses ropean countries are usual] times as much as for educa For Education. e in the road, for 3 the earth from and you cannot saddle it onto always Open the door while she passes throng it “elfemlnate " nor “frivolous to carry a card-case. Get a alligator-skin one. You wrl your cards smooth and clean. ANDREW A. 8. Ju the ladies have gi sought for—the m attainable, for signs are sought for. tree. around the roots banks, and in fact ev the least suspicious. A careful estimate buried by Lafitte on from the authentic ac exactly where it lies it at a sum equal to the doubloons and piastres American money thro running away .by running into nor try to snub it against a tele- In France . . . . . . . . . . .. 2, InRussin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 2800000 , Hanlan and Ross, it is now ar- t Ogdensburg, N. Y. y 18, for a stake of $2,000 a Mr. Duryea, the d Lee, has cabled England, and a romi- York gentleman has taken t gagement ofl.’ his hands. of the world ” will be decided in te ranged, will r Wednesday, Jul purse of the a original backer of Hanlan an that he is too ill to leave ghtens at a bicycle and runs ght of the wheel will imme— t with all speed and catch it e is done to the of the amount of treasure the Gulf coast, com uted counts of those who yet never find it. places entire coinage of Spanish cha i n hi , with a million or two of mp o s p American wa- acquaintance in a r people who know them. than ri THE great cattle 1. young ladies and their friends. the military protecti about 900 miles range of Wyoming under How He Secured a. Bride. MISS SUSIE WASHINGTON, a gaged herself to Mr. inted. The bri grea th t eanmg' thel uare. Five hund Wi 0" m head of cattle, wbrth $27 per head, in all are now grazrng on this It added the value of the ho ranches of the cattle-men and the far the stock of the Grangers, proud, and hold your dashing bru- eep your nose upiu the meaning “ While I bio/mus, rivamu: " is “ While we live, let us live." for a person to use foreign words and especially if not posit: I .will unldmers arttlélgcmAs h sefin good p 'nEng' .— ntlemen’s calls, it remains for all the You may call again, invited you to do so, in about a month. Your should not exceed half or in length, while you are I. Y. Z. It is certainly chum to be so fond o to dislike you. about the matter, and im where nothing of the kind isi if you are conscious The weddingda y do] outfit had been erything was in readiness for you will soon see the warn- d crossing. Look out for the engine gets a wheel taken had been appo purchased, and ev celebrating the n p Just before the auspicious da ever, the young In mind, and told you to marry a man from E. Wiugfield. The Lou be thus “ downed.” H that his promised b mitten, and that she making at least property under the protection of large share of this us a day now to that Terri- y arrived, how- ly changed her urret that she intended Chicago, named Joseph rsville man was not to e was enraged to think ride had given him the was to stand up with an- g how to bre conceived the idea of Washington’s weddin with nothing to w fore the altar with pointed time. an of whom we not get much fun nd to go, and he rying to borr0w. a wheel un- go into the wheelbarrowing The new bicycle son music of Handel, When you go how much groun that you are made to you will have a w DAKOTA is getting a spriug’s emigration. leave Chicago, tory, and it is will contain be bound through estimated that its southern half fore the end of the lation of over 350,000. A peculiarit cupation is that the comers are c i other parts of the United per cent. of the present inh _ ghas been written to the wrth bugle and bell chorus. ak the female heart, be out for a day you should see spiriting away clothes, thinking car, she would not stan the Chicago man at the ap- ance favored him, and to cover say six feet of soil ell-grounded idea that some- The beginner who wa shed a good deal of gor When you stop be careful where AGENT LIch respect and confide CUDDY, of the Pine Rid very oonsh to withdraw Dakota, under date of A writes to the Commission of Indian Cloud wishes to infer 3 heart is good and his mind iscovered a gold-mine ds to go mining with er is fine. He does urbed in possession of said even tenor of your wa able to win their confi vince them shat you ate to be a goer must follows: “Bed ' away and made himself Fat-her that h‘ ' was complete art-broken at nothing to wear on her iss Washington to post- w it was brought about the Louisville man a few he young lady’s clothes, and ore the altar with her, and 9 man and wife. ALizardinHim! Now we have proof frogs and lizards can an in the human stomach, for paper gives us this narrative: “For a period of time baggage-master on a mail t and California Railroad, h complaining of a severe being perfectly health y i could not accou Notwithstaudi scarce for a time. and successful in its desi her loss, the thoughts of Wedding-day induced M pone her marriage. is not known, but days ago returned t as groom stood be the two were mad ppose your bicycle should get uuru on his reservation and int When the order “left wheel” his people when the weath not wish to be dist mine for ten years.’ FROM various reliable sources an estimate has been mad acreage in Minnesota year, as compared with 1882. In State a loss in acreag being given up to dai ly cfi'sets th’s. ' 882 was 2.572,000, whil that;1 it will be fully2, or t e acreage was be increased to 1 eStimated that this will swell 000 bushels, as bushels in 1882. know of no way to than by writing to that fact. She pc until you do so. It is confess one’s wrongs on Better make the m is given, be sure rfectl justifiablein ’t get in it—that is, don’t in? ost of yomlln for em"— 0 of the probable wheat ty until you am through w, uniform of blue and white. log—wagon; it may be all he young ladies make the ything else. I ycle of no time e is noted, owing to land when they are , but new land Minnesota in 1 it is estimated Dakota last ye positive that snakes, do occasionally live Portland (Oregon) Mr. James Kelly, rain of the Oregon as been frequent] pain in his side, an n every other respec at for his uncomfo ng the caution terious agony and the debil from, he managed to attend ing that he would be rewarded Such was not the case, re excruciating, trip of his train on Wedne sole cause of his ailments denly ill, which required hi car for a few moments, an hearty dinner which he ha he beheld a marvelous curi lizard or 'water—dog,’as it about three inches in ly been grizzled into 850 000, which £00,000, and it is the total crop to compared with tire if you would have the nearly frightened to death, a man flying down-street uzz-sa w. In running against the wind be do not run your nose against it and hurt your- similar form are called stalact worhd 38 if dTigeided But 0 . orttz in themsecon into four syllab nunciation is sta-lac-tites syllable, long i in the Territory predict region will, before ost popular summer hey claim for this region h could be desired for a lofty altitudes the air is .h and game manv years, contain the m resorts in the world. all the advantages whic summer resort. clear, cool and invi abound; the sooner and the tired deni real rest, recuperation night there than the seaside I nstcac Of listeni nous blnre of born from the various able seaside resort. one gamey trout, track the ru zly, or black bear to his la panther, mount and an endless va ance of his mys- gto brag of. Why ity arising there- wo of them if they ware fasten You should go b the re lar club rules; in fact. you should tr y g“ to go by everything on the It has been decided that the road, but not t young wheele nvbodv to catch you unless— are falling. 0. do not get ofi.’ of your ma~ out Wheel, and never let it road a minute. was a beautiful pri was greatly enamored o dos. They met each ot would escape th across the Hell Asia, now called By the light of :1. until on the down sday hediscovered the He was taken sud- s absence from the d upon elevating a (1 previously eaten, o~ity in the way of a is sometimes termed, h, which had evident- his stomach while drinking nly way its presence there 5 of cities can fin pleasure in a fort- could furnish in gill ng to the monoto- ng to extract honey flowers of a fashion- could angle for the zged cinnamon, griz- ir, and lie in wait for elk, antelope, sage riety of game. of the road, as we t eDalgmengabed'een burning torch w of a high tower. attempt to sw ersclf from the “ lave. " ‘ preference.” Send t these. Correspondents’ Column. [This column is open to all correspondents. in- quiries answered as fully and as promptly as Circum- stances will permit. Contributions not entered as “declined” may be considered accepted. No MSS. returned unless stamps are inclosed.] Declined: Poems b ; “Southern School- house;" "Step Too Bar ;" "Dose of Lead:" " How the Parson;" “A Ma S rite;" “Tenth cs” "Stripping for t is A Laid-out Road A Night Bounce;“ “ A ” “ By Right of Possession.” the manuscript for us. It would or country paper. We send you the answer of the firm e letter at your post-emce. , Newark. Consult the New York Journal (daily) for advertisements of vessels to ad New South Wales. You may have related a “ per- poor story. tcrest in the story sense. ANNIE. In writing poetry nerer use a note sheet 1 you to write in a cramped space or punctuation. Send only a clearly—written ' lrt;” “ Hero gent;" “ A Well- All (1 and no 3 Paper. ment on have not the slightest "Company" indicated, and pay no head to its advertise- Your best adviser is some good ractical flowrr - grower. If the variety is new, he will Consult overcome it by gradu- will thus wear away. ht to be avery simple mat- to your fflend-thatvwas. Write erstanding and ing in your sleep is only v arouse you every elf nervous excitar y course of diet and exercise that will prO~ , or true, sleep will overcome the trouble. no “short way " to learn tele phy. roper instruction and very easily mastered sass; e years we resu m ree years roper pronuncia- long a and 0 like 00 in You see what You have 3 words your wife should call upon your course. They are the newer comers in the place and cannOt make calls until t is the place of the residents of a city, town, or village. to take the initiative in making the acquaintance of new-comers among them.—As long ‘as your sister perfectly right in consnderlng resents and attentions gentlemen friends. on refer is in earnest about h es to engross all her time, he sh is not engaged she is herself at liberty to equal y from her un- ntleman to attentions, ould declare plain gold ring is not a suitable one -ring. That is the wedding— iamond ring, or one set with meat-ring is worn e left hand. After worn as a guard to the wed- ood taste to wear very e fancy with ladies, at ly upon the left hand, and rs, if they us. A gem urth finger ve apresent in silver—and -—why not wears gold at the same ry bad taste. Some of the re exquisite in dcs The range from $1 to Sid—You should for a lady, and hold it open we do not conSJder young man lain Russia leatheror then be able to keep dgingfrom your side of the story veu you ample excuse for addr ess- the ways of young and while they may think i submit to your glances and return long as you keep girls are inex- t “great fun " your smiles so our distance, they might be do- ignant were you to presume to d much better make their y since you know §ki offending til: ce young r foolish and imprudent thing“ t harm. m, ammo" is a Iatin phrase reathe, I hope:" and "Dam meaning good taste phrases in let- ve that these to expm yours dies never return the gentlemen to ' if the hog cal three-quarters of an hour so new an acquaintance. rather awkward for your f you and yet for his parents ou are over-sensitive e his and coldness ed. Atall events, have no just cause are in every way uce, you would be friend’s com- advise you to pursue the ; and in time you maybe ence and regard, andto con- are worthy to be the:- son’s you were in the wrong, we rectify matters other y a_ note acknowledging you to to 2. days. Give egg}: study—3. obnoxious by not rlnciples u n on can a ow with wine, and yet leave it un- . settle the matter with necessity for explanations. J. B. C. Stalactites are “ ders of carbonate of lim form and attacimd, like i of a cavern.” They out any pendent cones or cylin- resembling icicles in es. to the roof or side. are produced b h the rock above of recla- wateryboldlng bi-car- Also any minerals of used the t without a woman, not a man. Silo who f Leander, a youth of Aby- t, when Leander and swim ‘ peand irectinghiscoume ch Hezgggfesflos, w en ' . he was drowned in his I and Hero, in her do- . top of her high tower 1’ —Blue violets mean ' geranium leaves mean ‘ ady a small basket filled wl A. -.¢(,~4 . Fireside Ballads. ——-———~ THE gases. BY '1‘. C. HARBAUGH. We rode from the battle, but shattered and torn, Scarce fift where hundreds had galloped at mom, I carried t e. bugler, but minus his born-— I found him shot through at the ford, Where t‘linle grass, cut and trampled, looked haggard an am And the trodper lay dead on his sword. We dreamt not of ambush when “Draw!” was the cry; Our sabers flashed back the bright glare from on high The bsili‘gle‘ blew “Charge!” and beneath the blue y We rode for the river that runs To the sea with a song for the men who could die In the breath of the enemy’s guns. Death rained in our faces; it struck us on flank; And hundreds fell dead on the velvety bank, 01' cnmsoned the stream with their blood as they sank With a hero’s last shout ’neath the wave; And I—would to God I had fortune to thank For a couch with my comrades so brave! My souvenir? Look at this scar on my brow! The fellow who gave it is slumber-in now Where the lilies their heads to the c ear waters bow. I lost my good steed in the stream, But got me another—I cannot tell how, For one-half of that fight seems a dream. A dream! ah! my friend, would to Heaven 'twere such! But that it is not, a proof is this crutch, And this scar on my brow—but I don’t mind it much; A soldier's best badge is a scar: But, pardon my story; old memories touch The heart like a voice from afar. The Telegraph fletective; THE DYNAMITE LEAGUE. BY GEORGE—HENRY MORSE. CHAPTER VII. A TERRIBLE DISCLOSURE. WILLIS MARVIN, overwhelmed more by the singular complications of the case in hand than by being unexpectedly confronted with Tor— rance and his accomplices, was at a disadvan— tage in his perilous position. The pale, resolute face bespoke his determination to sell his life dearly, but the conflict was of brief duration, although, as he saw his enemies make move- ments to secure his wea n, he leveled his pistol at the breast of the lea er and fired. The shot resounded loudly and echoing through the room sped wide of its mark, as Tor- rance sprung quickly aside, and the smoke en- abled two of the outlaws to gain the detective‘s side. Tne weapon was torn from his hand, his arms pinioned, and in their powerful grasp he was held against the wall, at the mercy of the fierce-eyed throng about him. One of their number had leaped forward, a gleaming knife in his hand. “ Marvin i” he cried, furiously. his detective career, once for all.” But Torrance placed an interposing hand be- tween him and the object of his vengeance. “ Hold 1” he cried, im ratively. “ Dead men tell no ta es,” growled the despe- rado, “ and this fellow has interfered with our plans too often.” “ This one may be the last,” replied Torrance, significantly. “At all events, we’ll hold him until the captain sees him.” He made a gesture to Marvin’s captors as he “ We’ll end kc. “ To the attic room?” inquired one of them. “Yes, and be sure you secure the door fast and strong. There must be no escape this time.” Struggling violently, Marvin was hurried from the apartment amid the fierce threats of the men around him. They forced him up a narrow stairway and into a room whither they thrust him, retiring and locking and securing the door after them. “ Duped! defeated!” murmured Marvin, once alone. “ These men have the shrewdness of in- ventors and the boldness of assassins.” He glanced about the place they had thrust him into. A deep chagrin overcame him as he thought of the skillful ruse of the carriage. He became serious when he realized that unless he escaped these men would dispose of him quickly and effectually. Was it a ruse? Was the vailed woman ade- coy‘l Until this moment of sober reflection he had not paused to consider what deep plotting those men might have conceived. Was the we— man he had mistaken for Constance Thorndyke not Constance, but an ally of the Laague dis- ised to decoy him, her similarity of form, and aligned excitement and fainting-s ell being em- ployed to deceive him and withho d an investi- ation of the truth until he was in the power of orrancei If it was Constance, be thrilled at the thought that perhaps she had been playing a part! No, no! Any suspicion than that the fair, pure girl he had learned to love, could become a party to intrigue and crime was absurd—monstrous. Yet how closely had the renconter with the woman been timed! How singular that, at the very moment of his arrival at the building where Constance was, she should meet him as though he had been expected! Revolving theory after theory in his mind, wondering what his fat her’s fate might be, what that of. Hiram Arnold, what the mystery of the fifth member of the conspiratOrs—if the stranger was such—at the banker’s home, the Telegraph Detective found restraint gallin and terrible. When he considered the stran s ly- ing loosely about in the chain of events encir- cling the devoted lives of those he loved, and he helpless to assist them or to defeat the plans of his enemies, he seed the room excitedly. The thought red him to activity; he exam- ined the door and the walls critically. The former resisted every effort at forcing it. The window, a small aperture directly under the roof, was securely barred, and by t e dim light cast through it into the apartment, he discerned plainly from the disordered bed, the dirt-stained walls and foul floor, that it had been occupied, and that, too, in all probability. by a prisoner. Perhaps it had been the place of incarceration of his father? Perhaps that father, recaptured, was at that moment in some other part of the house? He placed the broken chair on the bed and climbed to the window. He ascertained that he was in the rear of the top story of the build- ing. and he recognized the locality from sur- rounding landmarks He noticed, too, that the bars of the window were strongly imbedded in the brick-work, and that the distance to the ground was great; so bad to abandon all hope of escaping from the window or of attracting outside aid from the alleyway. Hope! A thrill shot through his frame like an electric shock as he glanced upward and his eyes caught sight of a wire running from the roof of the building in which he wasimprisoned and thence to the top of the one across the alley- way. Three feet above the window it crossed his vision between the bars and the sky above, and every nerve tin led with cXcilcmcnt as he feCognized its smal ness of strand and knew that it was part ofa local line. If it should be the police wire! As the thought struck his mind and he realized What would be the result, should be be enabled to communicate Wllh the police. his hands trem- bled, and tile sickly pallor of suspense crowed his anxious face. To secure outside interfer- ence—to capture the band and the casket would indeed be a great nchiev ment. He reached out the bars of the window to en- deavor to grasp the wire. His efforts were un- successful, howevr'r: hi< fingers could not reach it. Taking from his pocket the coil of wire he had carriei from the building where he had first traced the Leag..e, he bent 1t, and again outside strand. . His heart beat high with hope and triumph as‘he found that the tension of the wire admit- he examined it with trembling fingers, his eyes sparkled with delight. It was the police wire! His experience told him that in this surmise he was correct. .An expert electrician, his judgment enabled him to determine what to do and bow to do it quickly. Separating the wire with his knife, be attached a piece from the coil in his pocket to it and allowed the other end to drop over the side of the building. He knew from the direc- tion of the wire that it went toward police headquarters, and that with time he could command the police force. Introducing the little instrument in his pocket, the relay of the line repairer, he inserted the wire, allowing it to run through, and grounding the end by con- necting a piece of the coil with it and ground- ing it by twisting it around a water-pipe in one corner of the room. The circuit was formed! A prisoner in the hands of desperate men, he had them at his mercy, for he felt assured that within a few moments’ time he would be in communication with police bead-quarters. As he fixed his location in his mind, he was enabled to judge what line he was operating. Every nerve was on the alert as he applied his flu er to the little instrument and sounded the cal to the operator at the other end of the line. He listened in breathless suspense for a mo- ment or two. The perspiration stood in beads upon his brow, his breath came quick and heated. Tap—tap! He had been successful! The pe- culiar echo of his movements, 8. tacit reply to his Signal apprising him of the fact. “ Important!” his nimble fingers spoke on the transmitter. “ In peril! I have spliced the line. "Keep open for what I have to say. I am— There was an interruption. Loud voices reached his ears, engaged in excited conversa- tion at the door, while a key went fumbling around the look. In the semi-darkness of the room the wire mi ht escape detection, was his first thought, an springing on the bed, be bent the wires to the wall and placed the instrument at his side far from the door, and sat awaiting his visi- tors. ' The noise without, the momentary expecta- tion of the arrival of his foes did not deter him from continuing his work. He knew that the very first words of his message would enchain \\. ‘, ..—.~ ‘, a \ \\,\\, é—k . .\ ’- ‘ \_ an ,— the attention of the man at headquarters—that his ready intelligence would discern a peculiar combination of some kind in progress, and that he would keep the line open until he had time to tell his story sent clicking over the electric ath. p How his fingers flew! In the briefest words possible he told of the murdered banker and gave the location of the house in which he was imprisoned as near as he could guess it—which was quite accurate, as he recognized a building just seen on the adjoining street—and that he was in the power of a desperate band of men who threatened his life every moment. Even in his excited state of mind be discerned the voice of Torrance. H: could distinguish the familiar intonation, but not the words. The leader of the League had been actuated to the visit by the return of Barnes, and was now uestioning his accomplice. “ ou secured the girl?" he had asked. “ Yes, by the aid of Arminie, who was shrewd enough to secure the detective and lead him here.” “ She was waiting for you!” “ Yes; she had gone up to the girl’s room, dressed exactly like her, to carry out the plan agreed upon, and bad drugged her so we easily removed her to the place settled on.” “ The Irving Place house!” H Yes.” “ And you saw—” “ We saw the captain, and he tells a startlir _; story. Ti 9 treasure casket—” “ What of it?" demanded Torrance, quickly. “ The: e's been some blundering mistake. The stranger who burst into the room and resisted us must have carried it 03.” “ Confusion! Has our plan miscarried?” “Yes; and the captain is raving mad about it. He thought he gave the casket to me. In- stead, he handed it to the stranger, apparently. He says he saw the man coming after him—saw him go into a building near by, and a third man pursuin in the rear. When came to tell him that I d dn’t get the casket, he understood it all, fr he recognized the stranger as—” The man leaned forward and whispered a name in Torrance’s ear. The latter started visibly. “ It can’t be!” “It is, for certain! You should have ended Marvin‘s career in the garden.” _ “ I wish I had,” replied Torrance, With an oath. " Curse the luck, we’re ruined if the casketis gone, but I’ll scttle the szair, as the captain has told you, about our prisoner. He wishes to spare him to hold an influence over the girl. I‘d rather en‘i him. once for all, and feel secure from his infernal interference in our plans.” With these words gorrance unlocked and opened the door of the - risoner’s apartment. " Where is bet” a familiar voice broke upon Marvin’s hearing, and Torrance entered the room. Behind him pressed half a dozen of his men. The principal in the robbery of the banker ad- reaching from the window, flung it over the ted of his drawing it as far as the window. As His heart beat high with hope and triumph as he found that he c vanced within a few feet of Marvin and strained his vision to catch a full view of his face. “ Again!” he said, sneeringly, as he met Mar- vin’s glance. “ You seem to be unfortunate in your attempts to follow us.” Marvin was silent. A slow agony burned in his mind, as he feared the wires would be dis- covered, or himself removed before he could Complete his message to the police. As it was, he ventured to slowly telegraph the sentence: th‘i‘sEvs-n now I face the man who robbed the banker “ What was that?” It was one of the men who spoke sharply, sus- piciously. The faint click of the telegraph in- strument had caught his ear. With his free hand Marvin tapped nervously on the side of the bed. It quieted the outlaw s suspicions. “ l have on] a few words to say to you,” said Torrance, pacing the floor. “ As a y of men acting under imperative instructions, we do not hesitate at violence to accomplish our ends. Had you accepted your situation and awaited our action, in time your father might have been restored to you. As it is, you have brought on our own fate. The powerful League of which am a member brooks no interference from God or man.” “ Villain!” cried Marvin; “ dare you ac- knowledge that it was you who kidnapped my father?” The other laughed scornfully, but with a shade of anger. “You will gain nothing by hard words,” he said. “ I offer you your liberty after a time, on one condition. You must leave the city, and seek Constance Thorndyke no further.” “ I refuse.” came firmly from the young man’s lips, “ to treat with either you or any member 0 your vile band.” “ Fool!” hi-sed Torrance. “For myself I would not bandy words with on It is only at the direction of another that do So.” “ And that person Adrian Revere!” cried Marvin. The other started. “ No matter,” he returned; “I have done my miSSion. You refuse my ofler; then die! I leave our fate in the hands of these men.” Clic ! click! The little instrument at his side sent the quick words on their way as Marvin endeavored to procrastinate the termination of the interview. “ These men,” he replied, scornfully. “ Who “You may escape for a time,” declared the undaunted Telegraph Detective, “but the law will soon overtake you. At least one of your accomplices is by this time safely cornered or under a close surveillance.” “ The captain,” insensiny murmured Tor- rance, his eyes glittering with rage. “No; his time will come when the mystery of the hand of fire is elucidated. The fifth mem- ber of your conspirators—the man who left the banker‘s garden after you, and disappeared in a house near by. I traced him, and his where- abouts I have communicated to the police.” A wild, derisive shout like a cry of triumph and satisfaction broke from the outlaw’s lips, startling the young man with its intensity. “ Fool!” he cried, as he drew a revolver and leveled it at Marvin’s breast. “Your warning to the police has precipitated your own death, and your information concerning the man you refer to, has doomed him you would have saved. For the fifth man of the party in the banker’s garden—the man you have betrayed to the police as one of the assa.~ sins of Hiram Arnold, is your father !” CHAPTER VIII. THROUGH FIRE. AT the terrible announcement that in his eagerness to secure the capture of the banker’s murderer he had placed the brand of guilt on his own father’s name, Willis Marvin, the Tele- graph Detective, fell back, overcome with dis- ma . "y Great heavens!” he cried. “Was I blind not to have foreseen this?” The demoniac light in the eyes of Torrance faded to serious alarm as the warning bell sounded again through the building. “ Blind and reckless both, to trust our feeble will against that of the Dynamite ague,” he g’ied; “Willis Marvin, your quest ends here. iel’ He leveled the revolver straight at the detec- tive’s breast, and fired as he spoke. Amid the smoke and dim light in the apartment he was satisfied that his murderous mission had been executed, as he saw the form of his victim sink back to the bed; and he gained the corridor at a leap. The wildest confusion prevailed among the . men as they hurried to the end of the hallway. A man coming hurriedly up the stairs glanced eagerly after them. " Torrance,” he cried—“ where is be?” “Here,” replied the outlaw leader. “What are they! The off-scourings of the State peni- , is it?” Lentiary l” l A low growl from the villains warned the tel- egraph detective that be bad incurred their in- creased resentment. “ Your perceptions as a detec‘ive are not very acute,” replied Torrance. “ You are in the bands of no ordinary criminals—Jacques War— necke, an exiled Belgian. and once possessed of the royal diamonds of the duke of his province; Leary 052: :; Eff. ,' f -/—._-I-._‘% ‘1“ \I'A\_t3 “' “" "“" ' ' " '* calaboose yonder; I’ll raise a motion that the camp of Shasta Bar will be apt to remember while grass grows and water runs!” “ Well, I’m sorry to hear of your partner’s death, but I don’t see how you can justly blame my olice for the calamity.” “ ot blame ’em !” cried the old man, excited- ly; “ didn’t one of ’em fire the shot that killed him, the cussed scoundrel? and won’t I have his heart’s blood fur it or lose 11) own?” “There isn’t any need 0 all this violence about the matter: the police were only doing their duty, and in part your friend was to blame, for if he had obeyed their injunctions and retired when warned, he would have es- caped all danger.” “ Oh, he would, eh i” growled the miner. “Yes, sir, most decidedly he would,” replied the alcalde, firmly. “I know exactly what I am talking about, for I saw the whole affair from beginning to end from the window of my apartment in the hotel.” “ Wa-al, I reckon I know something ’bout it, too, considerin’ I were present.” “ You were kicking up a row and disturbing the town—you were told to go home, and this man here,” and he pointed directly at Red Richard, “ defied the police and brought on the conflict that ensued. If the death of your partner lies at any one’s door, he surely is the man.” “ Ah, now on are trying the wolf and lamb game,” Red ichard remarked, disdainfully. “ You may be able to play the wolf well enough, but hang me if I feel inclined to figure as the lamb!" “Now hol’ on. alcalde; stop jist what you air!” exclaimed Long John, in a dogged way. “You air jest tryin’ to crawl out of the hull business, but it can’t be did. Yer police was to blame, and you can‘t argufy ’em out of the matter either.” “You ought to have gone home when they advised you so to do!” exclaimed the alcalde, imperious] . “The blazes we had!” cried the old miner, contemptuously. “How long since yer police set out to run the hull town? Durn my cats! air we men of Shasta Bar a set of school-boys and know-nothings, that we hev got to be told by yer durned old police when it is time for us to go home? Alcalde, yer‘r’ jist crazy fur to talk in that sort of way! This stranger hyer ain’t to blame, onless yer’r’ going for to set out for to blame a. man fur sticking to his pards. He gave yer police fa’r warning. He talked to ’em fair and easy, 'ist like a Dutch uncle. He told ’em that ef t ey didn’t skoot they would git themselves inter trouble. If you know all ’bout the fuss as you say you do, you know that he jist warned them that if they pulled their we’pons on him he would be obligated to go fur ’em. He had the drop on ’em, and if they hadn’t been a ’tarnal pack of fools they would hev hauled 03 instead of pulling their guns on him. But, alcalde, they was like you is now; they was going ahead, right or wrong! And do you s’pose, alcalde, that the men of this hyer camp air a lot of dogs for to run with their tails atween their legs when yer police whistle? No, sir-ee, that ain’t the kind of stuff that we air made of, nohow you kin fix it. Yer galoots made all the trouble. They tackled us instead of going along and ’tending to their own busi- ness: the killed my pard, and I’m arter satis- faction, am!” The Californian was nettled by the defiant bearing of the miner, nor was he used to such langua either. Thanks to the measures that he had ta en to surround himself with a strong body-guard, his authority had never been dis- puted, but now he realized that a crisis had ar- rived and exactly how to meet it was a puzzle. His careful] -chosen body-guard had been so roughly hand ed that out of twelve men only four remained and they were prisoners now in the calaboose with an angry mob besieging them, anxious for their blood. De Welcher, being naturally headstrong and obstinate, was enraged that his desires were disregarded, for he had an idea that when he came to talk to the angr men they would be pacified, and so be retorte angrily: “You want to take the law in your own hand—that is what you mean! You and your gang have already laid out eight of my men, and now you want to finish the remainder. You ought to be satisfied with what you have done. Suppose you have lost one of your pards, haven’t you disabled eight of my men—isn't that satisfaction enough?” “No, it ain’t!” cried the old miner. “The man w’ot fired that shot is inside of that air calaboose. I see’d him with my own two look- ing eyes when he plugged poor Bill, and the darned cowardly galoot, he fired at my pard arter he was down, and that’s w’ot riles me.” “Look here! there has got to be a stop put to this!” exclaimed the alcalde, decidedly. “ How are you a-going to do it?” responded Lonngohn defiantly. “ hy, Iwill call upon the citizens to support me in my efiorts to preserve law and order!” cried the alcalde, haughtily. “I reckon that ’ere is a game that two kin play at! You kin call on yer friends and I will call upon mine, and we’ll fight yer tooth and nail for all we’re worth while thar’s a man able to keep his feet.” The Californian was a little taken aback at this prompt acceptance of his challenge, for he had uttered the words more in a spirit of idle boasting than with any idea of carrying them out. “ Upon the whole though,” he remarked, think- in that he sawaway to get out of the difii- cu ty, “I don’t know but the wisest thing for me to do would be to let you go ahead in your folly, for the probabilities are that my men yon- der will give you a lesson that not one of you brawlers who live to tell of it, will ever be apt to forget. They are in a pretty strong fortress and, as I happen to know, well supplied with weapons and ammunition. There are eight or ten rifles in the house and four or five hundred cartridges, so when you fellows attempt to carry the place by storm, they will be able to pick you 03 like so man partridges.” Long John and his riends looked grave at this announcement, but Red Richard came in- stantly to the rescue. “ Oh, alcalde, that isn’t the game that we will play: we know a trick worth two of that!” he exclaimed. “We are not fools enough to at- tack the house directly, and give your fellows a chance to shoot us down, without our being able to get a crack at them. On the contrary, that is exactly the lay-out that we are after. We cal- culate to persuade your police to get out of that building, and then we will massacre them without mercy. They will run out of that house like rabbits, and we will have the biggest sport in the world. If you would like to take a hand in the fun, alcalde, I’ll lend you a shooter.” The Californian frowned at this cold-blooded proposition, and his anger was great, for he un— derstood that the sharp was di ating upon the killing of his besieged men for the express pur- pose of annoying him. _ And so, despite the rage he felt, he kept me tem r. “er no doubt that you have a very per- suasive way with you. but I doubt very much if you will succeed in getting my men out of that house while your gang stands ready to shoot the first man that appears.” “ Oh, they will come at my say-so.” “ I doubt it.” “ I shall make the place too hot to hold them.” “ How will you accomplish that 3” “Play the old game. set the house on fire by means of burning arrows. The building is old and dr ' and will burn like tinder; there’s no water t ere nor any other means of putting out the fire when it gets fairly started, and with the roof in a blaze over their heads. it is either romain and be roasted to death like trapped ver- min. or also come out and fight like men.” lionefast saw a chance to help his men. “ Why don’t you give ’em a fair show, man to man?” he cried. “Pick out four of your party and have a good squnr’ fight.” “ It’s a go! we’ll take that offer!” the sharp replied. ' ' A yell of assent from his companions followed. CHAPTER XIX. PREPARING FOR THE CONTEST. THE proposal jumped exactly with the pe- culiar notions of the miners. and one and all pronounced it to be the “squarest kind of a deal.” “ It were the only thin that could he did,” the chief of police remar ed, hurriedly, in the alcalde’s ear. “ Our fellers wouldn’t have a ghost of a show if this cuss carried out his idea of setting fire to the house; now they stand some chance for their lives, and mebbe they may be lucky enough to git the best of the fight.” - ’ The Californian nodded; he agreed with the speaker. In fact, it was the only possible way, as far as he saw, by which the police could get out of the bobble. The alcalde’s first idea had been that by ap- pealingto the citizens a force might be raised sufficient to quell this revolution against his au- thority, but, after carefully surveying the ground, he had come to the conclusion that it would not be an easy matter. It was plainly to be seen that popular indigna- tion had been excited, and his police were in bad odor just then. “ A fair fight, man to man!” Long John ex- claimed; “ that’s squar’—as squar’ as squar’ kin be! That suits me—suits all on us I reckon, but it’s understood that I am to be one of the four, and the man I’m hungry arter is the cowardly coyote w’ot socked it to poor Bill, when he laid a-weltering in his blood, and with no more fight into him than a. kitten.” “ Decidedly, your claim must be allowed,” Red Richard remarked, “ and I think it is only fair that I should be counted in also.” “ You bet!” cried The-Man-from-Red-Dog, “and I’m a mule~headed son of a big-horned sheep if I ain’t counted in! Jest look how the p’isoned skunks sp’iled my good looks for me. Look at my face! Wouldn’t any gent say that I had been clawed by a catamount? In course! And ain’t I going to be allowed a chance to get squar’i W’ot’ll my gal say when she lets her own two good—looking e es rest on this hyer woeful countenance? by, I wouldn’t have had this hyer elegant face of mine sp’iled for my weight in gold-dust!” “ Mud Turtle fight mean white man i” declared the Indian. “ See, make big holes in blanket,” and, the red-skin held up his tattered blanket ex- hibiting two bullet-holes in it. “New blanket —only ten years old,” and the savage shook his head gravely, while the rest smiled at the idea of the wretched article being injured by any- thing short of total destruction. “\Vell, that makes the four,” Red Richard observed. Then there was an immediate protest on the part of those who were “left out in the cold,” as thev expressed it, by this arrangement, but Mnngohn settled the matter by saying: “ 9 four hev all put in a putty good claim for to be counted in; me, ’cos my pard was killed, Red Richard hyer, ’cos he has kinder taken the lead in this hyer hull business, this big cuss,” and he pointed to Dandy Jim, “ ’cos they hev tuck the bark offen his figure-head, and the Injun has got a good claim for dama es. If ary one of ye kin make a better showmg let him pile in !’ This stumped the rest, and so it was agreed that the four should be the ones to give battle. It was rather a novel thing this duel of eight, and although Shasta Bar had witnessed uite a numberof “affairs of honor” since its settle. ment, this went ahead of anything that the camp had ever seen. , “ When will this thing take place!” [the al- calde asked. “ Right away, I should suggest,” the sharp replied. " There s no time like the present. The moon aflords ample light, and I reckon all of us are pretty well warmed up so We will be able to make a good showing.” The Californian consulted the chief of police. “Might as well have the matter settled now as any other time,” he advised. “When our boys find out how things are, I reckon they will make a good fight. It will be like men fighting with halters around their necks, you know.” “They are four of our best men, ain’t they 7” “ Yes, and the wouldn’t have run neither if the odds hadn’t 11 against them. They are no fools, you know- the know enou h to ive leg—bail when they find t ey are in a tight p ace, but this time, when they find that it is a good, squar’ show for ’em—that it is only man to man, you can bet all your pile that they will give a good account of themselves.” “Give them instructions to kill this Red Richard at the very first of it,” the alcalde whispered. “He is the dangerous one—more dangerous, to my thinking, than all the rest put together.” “That’s so, every time l” “ I’ll ive a thousand dollars to the man that finishes him i” “The boys will do their level best, you kin depend upon that.” “What are the terms of the ffightf’andIthe alcalde turned to Red Richard. “ Oh, it is immaterial to us, I guess, eh, boys?” replied the sharp, turning to his com- panions. “ I don’t keer a durn fur the terms of the fight so long as we have a fair show for our money,” Long John declared. “ And that’s the kind of antelope I am too; a fair show, and may the best man win!” Dandy Jim exclaimed. “Me ’nother antelope too, you bet!” the In dian remarked. “ What weapons will you use?” the alcalde asked. ' “Oh, we’ll be generous and give your party the choice of weapons. We don’t care a conti- nental,” Red Richard replied. ” We’re ready to fight with anything from ten-pounders down to popguns.” “ S’pose we say a pair of revolvers and a knife to each man!” suggested the chief of po- 9,. . lice. ~v “ That is satisfactory,” replied the sharp, and the rest nodded. “ But your revolvers are self—cockers, and that gives you an advantage,” the alcalde re- marked, quick to take advantage of every int. “ ’ve got another pair here that are not,” and Red Richard, pushing aside the skirt of his buckskin coat, revealed the fact that he had two pairs of revolvers belted to his waist. . “ Durn me if you ain’t a regular walking ar- senal !” Benefast growled. “I’m well-heeled, you can bet all your dust on that, and the man that picks me up for a tenderfoot will get badly sold.” “ Well, it is understood then,” said the Cali- fornian. “Two revolvers and a knife apiece. The distance?-—-” “ A hundred feet, say,” observed the chief of olice, “and each man to stand ten feet from is neighbor, and directly opposite his antago- nist. The signal for the fight to be a pistol—shot, and after the shot is fired each man to be at liberty to go ahead exactly as he thinks best.” “And two or three men have the privilege of attacking one if it so pleases them,” put in the alcalde. 3W “Wa-al, I dunno ’bout that,” objected Long John. “ Is that the squar’ thing?” “Why not?” asked the sharp. “ That is a knife that cuts both ways. It is just as fair for one as it is for the other.” “ That’s so," said the miner. “Cert! you kin bet yer rocks on that!” The- Man~from~Red-Dog declared. “ I don’t mind it. I reckon from the way the galoots dusted into this hyer shanty that I wouldn’t have much trouble in bu’sting the hull crowd, single- handed.” . “ The thing is to be fought out to the bitter end. as I understand it,” remarked Red Richard. “ The fight to go on until one side is cleaned out or gives up whipped.” “That is the programme!” exclaimed the al- calde. “ And no malice to be borne, no matter which side wins the fight?” 5 “ Malice on account of a. good, squar’ fight!” howled Dandy Jim. “ Why, who on earth ever heeged tell on sich a thing in a Christian coun- try. “ That is understood, of course,” replied the alcalde, “and now where shall be the battle- ground?" “ The flat right above the camp by the river wciuld be a good place,” suggested the chief of me. “That suits us; get your men out and put them in position; we don’t want to be all night over this picnic,” quoth the sharp. “ Warn them to use their utmost endeavors to kill this rufiian at the first fire,” the alcalde whispered in the ear of the official as be de- parted. Benefast replied by a knowing nod, and then proceeded to the calaboose to make known to his men the trial that awaited them. Red Richard and his fellow champions made ready for the contest. The intelligence of this unusual duel had spread rapidly through the town, and when the contending arties arrived upon the ground which ha en selected for the fight, they found that about all the inhabitants of the Bar had collected there to witness the encounter. As it happened the four policemen who had been thus strangely forced into this due], were considered by Benefast to be the best four men of the twelve. True they had retreated in hot haste from the scene of the former fight, but that was owing to a sudden panic liable to be experienced by the best of men, and now they were eager to wipe out the disgrace, and were fully as anxious for the encounter as their antagonists. “Give a good account of yourselves, boys.” was the parting injunction of the ex-sheriff, after be ad placed them in position. “ Re- member, ou’re in a tight box hyer. This is a fight to t 6 death. Either die or crawl, you know, and the man that shows the white fea- ther will have to dust out of this region pretty lively, now, I tell er, for this valley won’t be big enough to hold im.” Grimly each man protested that he would ra- ther die than give in. Then they took their places, revolvers in hand. _ (To be continued—commenced in No. 23.) NIL DESPERANDUM. BY CHARLES H. DOUTRICK. Nil Desperandum! A life without trouble But full of all brightness, without shades of care Is naught but a dream an echoless bubble, Which bursting, will show you that nothing is there. Should your lot in life be oft tinged with sorrow, Bear u with that fortitude once shown b Him; By moan and fretting fy;)ou more trouble orrow, f And life t en indeed is you very dim. Nil Des randum! There are chances and changes He] ng the hopeful a hundred to one. And t ough the chaos high wisdom arranges, Every success it you’ll only hope on. Never despair! for the wisest are boldest, Knowing that Providence mixes each share, And of all maxims, the best, as the oldest, Is the true watchword—“ Never despair!” # Western Desperadoes. BY FRANK TRIPLETT. J Charlie Pitts. CHARLIE PIT'I‘S, or as he was sometimes and no doubt more correctly known, Charlie Wells, did not attain to such an eminence of criminal notoriety as did some others of the desperate and lawless James gang, but he was the pos- sessor of as much nerve and determination as any of them. The roduct of a similar civiliza- tion, he united in his person the same vices and virtues as were possessed by his more celebrated comrades. Like Byron’s Corsair, his name and memory will, for a short time at least, descend to posterity “ Linked with one virtue and a thousand crimes.” Like all the members of that daring band he sessed in an eminent degree courage and delity to comrades, an iron will, and a consti— tution and nerves of steel. Unap alled by num- bers, or the greatest dangers, coo in the midst of excitement, he was ever repared for the sudden conflict, as well as for he unequal broil. Ambidextrous, as all of these men were forced to become, he was a dead-shot with either hand, and like all his class was almost lightning-like in the handling of his pistols. It was this ter- rible rapidity In the handling of their revolvers that rendered them so dangerous, for let an en- em make but the slightest hostile movement an their istols were drawn, cocked and pre- sented. o surprise such men there was but one way and that was to walk in on them with a cocked and presented weapon. This was the only wa to “get the drop” on them, not that this wou d have caused a surrender, but it would have placed the parties on a more equal footing. It was a boast of Jesse James and believed im- plicitly byeall, especially his comrades, that “if any num r of men should surround him with drawn weapons he could draw and kill three of them before they could “ down him.” Charlie Pitts was probably born in Western Missouri, on the old “ Platte purchase,” his an- cestors being thoroughly respectable. The war, with its demoralizing tendencies, made of him, as it did of so many others, a moral wreck, be- lieving in “ The good old rule. the simple plan, That he can get who has t e power, And he can keep who can.” Lacking the provocation of the Jameses and Youngers, the inability to return to an honor- able mode of life, even if they would, Wells seems to have drifted into train and bank rob- hing as an easier mode of making a living than by hard work on a farm. It was only of late years that he seems to have united with the J ameses, but prior to that union his adventures had not been tame, nor few. Drifting out into “ the plains” at Me close of the war, when 'ust out of his teens, he took service with im Chalmers, one of the hardest “ wagon-bosses” on the Platte. Naturally of a mild and taciturn demeanor, Wells was warned that he’d have trouble before they reached Denver. Brave, but not a bully, Wells laughed at the idea of Chalmers picking a quarrel with him, and sure enough the trip was made, freight delivered, and the outfit had reached O’Fallen’s Bluffs on its return to Nebraska City before the antici- pated trouble came. One morning the usual order was heard, “ Roll out bullies and chain up the gaps,” and the corraled wagons were soon ready to receive the teams of oxen. Chal- mers’s time to try the new band had come. “ Durn you!” he shouted to lVells, “ why don’t you hurry up? You’re always behind- hand of late.” “ You’re a. liar and you know it,” said Wells, coolly, but with a fierce glitter of his steel-blue e es; “ I’m always among the first.” Loitering about as if he had overlooked Wells’s reply, Chalmers ot close to him, snatched an ox-bow from is hand and felled him to the ground. Stunned but not disabled, Wells, who was a man of immense strength, rose and struck his opponent a terrific blow with his fist, before the latter could again use the ox-bow. Sta gering up from the dust, Chalmers started or his wagon, asking one of his men for his revolver before reaching it. Being refused, he hurried on to his wagon, when the man of whom he had requested the revolver shouted to Wells: “ Run for your life; he’ll shoot you, sure!” Realizing his danger. ells drew the common butcher-knife, that all plainsmen use to eat with, and started after the wagon-boss. Reach- ing the wagon just as the latter had mounted the tongue and was reaching in for his pistol, Wells, with a terrific sweep, cut him across the abdomen. and the bully fe l to the ground, dy- ing. ‘ \Vells coolly walked off. and when sent for by the dying man to make friends. he returned the message that he “never made a quarrel, and never made one up." Had be gone, there would have been two dead men in the camp that morning, as Chalmers had got his assistant to get his pistol, cook it, and conceal it under his blanket. so that, under the guise of a. recon- ciliation, he might kill Wells. Chalmers being very unpopular, Wells was never molested in the least about this affair, and remained on the plains until the cOIgtpletion of the Kansas Pacific Railway in 1 9. At Fort Phil Sheridan, on this road, where there are now but two houses, and some fifty graves of men, all of whom “died with their boots on,” Wells killed his second man. A gambler, b the name of “ Curley ” McCune, fancying that ells was a “pilgrim,” as the old plainsmen call a greenhorn, enticed him into a game of cards, and had won quite a large sum, when Wells caught him cheating. “ We mustn’t have any more of that,” he said, pleasantly. “I won’t stand it.” “Oh, it was just an accident,” said Curley. “ Nothing more.” “That’s all right,” replied Wells, “but it mustn’t happen again.” It was but a short time before McCune was again caught swindling, when Wells quietly leaned over the table, showed the cheat, and swept all of his own and McCune’s money first into his hat and then put it into his pockets, and was just turning to leave the room when Cur- ley, encouraged by two of his partners, who had ‘ust entered, drew a pistol and fired, graz- ing \ ells’s skull and infiictin a severe wound. Turning like a tiger at bayd ells drew his re- volver and fired, striking cCune in the wrist and shattering his arm. “Mercy, mercy,” shrieked McCune, “have mercy!” and he fell upon his knees. “Certainly,” said Wells, and stead ing him- self against a table he fired again, is bullet striking McCune in the center of the forehead and instantly killing him. At this juncture the other two gamblers opened fire, and for a. few moments a lively fusilade was kept up. When the smoke had cleared away the gatherin crowd found Cur- ley McCune dead, “Devi ” Smith and Doc Barclay seriously wounded, and ‘Wells with a bullet-hole through his left arm in addition to the wound received from “ Curley’s" istol. Leaving “ the plains,” Wells drifte back into Missouri and for a while made the lead-mining towns of Joplin and Granby his head-quarters. Here his brawls were too numerous to mention, that with “ Indian J im.” a Cherokee desperado, being the most serious. When Wells first reached Joplin his fame as a “ gun-fighter ” had not preceded him, and while but few men would have cared to riskarough-and-tumble fight with a man whose build denoted immense strength, yet numbers of the local desperadoes felt in- clined to make a little cheap glory by bullying a man whose quiet demeanor seemed to indicate a want of coura e. “Indian Jim,” a huge, brawny half-bree , determined to be the first to try his metal, and accordingly one night at a faro-bank appropriated a number of Wells’s checks. “Those are my chips, my friend!” mildly expostulated Wells; “ I just put ’em down.” “ Yis,” said Jim, with a sardonic leer, “ and I took ’em up. What you going to do about 1 “Nothing,” said Wells, rising slowl from his seat, “only this,” and he slapped the elf-breed over the mouth so fiercely as to drive him six or eight feet from the table. “I’ll have your blood,” yelled the Indian, drawing a pistol, but he was not quick enough, for Wells, anticipating his move. had drawn his own revolver, and with the advice: “ You’d bet- ter be uick about it then l” he fired, and the huge ha f-breed fell to the floor with a scalp wound that required some weeks of good nurs- ing to save his life. A thick skull and a good constitution were all that saved him from a well-merited fate. This event cooled the ardor of the others, and the rest of Wells’s broils Were chiefly rou h-and-tumble combats or fist-fights with Wels and English miners, who prided themselves on being adepts in “ the noble art of self-defense." On one of his gambling tours, when be united business with pleasure by examining the banks in the various towns he visited with aview to fu- ture operations, Jesse James heard of Wells, and forming his acqpaintance recruited him for a member of his and. A severe wound re- ceived near Empire City, in Southeastern Kan- sas, in an “ affair of honor,” brought about by the charms of a lovely Kansas grass-widow, revented Pitts‘s participation in anyl of the rob- ries of the James gang prior to t e Corydon (Iowa) bank raid. Here Pitts displayed his usual qualities, a courage as cool as it was des- perate and an indisposition to shed blood unne- cessarily, and the bandits rode ofi.’ with $40,000, the entire capital and deposit of the bank, not a man having been injured. The ursuit was never close enough to even excite he robbers, and reaching Missouri, the se arated and wem safe. Pitts returned to. rs. earner, his Kan- sas inamorata, and until his money was dissi- pated his life flowed along as smoothly as a poet’s numbers. The quaint old French town of St. Genevieve was the next scene of Pitts’s prowess. Here the band secured only $3,500, and rode out of the town under a. heavy fire from the citizens, but no one was injured. The stages between Mal- vern and Hot Springs, Arkansas, were next stopped by these bandits. the passengers made to “throw up their hands” and robbed. This raid yielded but a small booty, but it was only the first of a series of robberies, and heading to the northward. the Iron Mountain train was “ held up ” at Gad’s Hill and pillaged of a large amount of money. Riding rapidly due west through the almost unbroken wilderness of Southern Missouri, they next raided Benton- ville, Arkansas, and turned north again to J ack- son county, Missouri, where they disbanded. The Kansas City Fnir Grounds, the Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific R. R. and the Otter- ville, Missouri, train—robberies came next in order. At the latter, a heavy booty being taken, Pitts retired to his Southern Kansas rest- ing-place, and was here betrayed by his Delilah into the hands of the legal Philistines. This was a piece of spite-work due to reports of Pitts‘s inconstancy. Sitting with his three captors waiting for the wagon which was to convey him to jail, a door was incautiously opened and Pitts made a bold dash for liberty, reaching the open air and scaling the yard- fence under a heavy fire. Lucky enough to es— cape without a scratch, he joined the Jameses and Youngers on what was destined for most of them to be their last bank raid. Having de- termined to visit Minnesota, the gang made their way to Northfield and swooped down upon the bank at that place. Here they encountered unexpected opposition, Clell Miller and Bi:l Chadwell being killed in the streets of the town, and every member of the band wounded one or more times. Flying in this crippled condition, with the whole country up in arms on every side, they would still have made their escape but for the terrible condition of Jim Younger. Un- able to stop the flow of blood from his wounds, Jesse James made to the others a proposition worthy of a Comanche. “Let us kill him to prevent his falling into the hands of the pursu- ers, as we will all be taken if we try to carry him along.” To this Cole Younger replied with just indignation, and ordered the Jameses to separate from his party. To Pitts the choice was given to go with either party he might pre- fer, and his perverted, but naturally generous heart sided with the weaker, and he continued his flight toward the West with the three Youngers, the two Jameses going toward the South. Crippled, worn and famished, not having had a full night’s sleep in two weeks, nor a meal of cooked food in that time, their fevered wounds without bandages or dressings, their clothing torn to shreds, and their shoes worn from their feet, these men of iron will and in— domitable nerve were, on the fourteenth day af- ter their raid, surrounded in a thicket by a very large force of pursuors. Laying Jim Younger dOWn in as secure a place as possible, Pitts and the other two Youngers made a desperate mid determined stand. Firing rapidly from all Elf es _the pursuch closed in upon the doomed men, and in one of the volleys, Charlie Pitts, struck by a heavy rifle—ball, fell to rise no more. For friendship’s sake he had given up almost a cer- tainty of escape. A slight shiver, a long, low moan, and Charlie Pitts had “downed” his last man and made his last raid. To him the se- crets of eternity were now an open book; be was dead. 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There's a thing that at distance resembles a man, And you cannot tell whether ’twas born or was brewed A kind of whht-is—it, and if you would uiz it You’ll readily find that the thing is a A costume he wears Dunn?” He's a regular swell, though a positive fiat; Of manners obtrusive, affected and rude; He talks like a bah ', a little one, may be And swears by his honah and culcha, t He out-Londons London in make-up and style, And His N iciness think The lah-da~dah aper shows the most Is to try and impress on the world There‘s a te-he-he girl with a lisp and a smirk, Of the awfully ab, and the die-away mood; The dear little twitter is loud on the titter, The Dnnmn she is, of the brood of the Dunn. Her manner is no more her own than her bangs; She is with all aflectation imbued; Exceedingly namby, decidedly pamby, And the DUDINE it is who most dotes on the Dunn. He’s too much lah-da-dah and ta-ta; and the maid Is vastly too-too and te.hee for a prude; Yet he is a masher. and she is a smasher, And they‘d do to be mated, the DUDINE and Dunn. Around the Camp-Fire. BY CAPT. RINGWOOD. Old Grizzly Adams and his “ Painter "- “ CAPT‘N,” said old Grizzly Adams one mom- painter we heerd squal- ef ’ee wants some fun, jess git on yer traps an’ come ’long wi’ me. anufi‘,” he continued, in reply to half a dozen requests to be allowed to accom ing, “ l’m a~goin" fur the lin’ last night, an’ dition. It may readily be imagined that I eagerly ac- cepted the invitation, for we all knew that when the scout promised “fun,” it was certain to be had. During the previous night we had repeatedly heard the peculiar, child—like cry of a panther from a piece of heavy timber that skirted the river some little distance off. About midnight old Grizzly had got up, and taking his rifle and a light ax, left the camp, remaining away some- thing like two hours or more. turned, he laid down without offering any ex- planation, and was soon sleeping heavily. “I hev sot a bait fur the varmint,” said the old hunter, as we walked rapidly across the prairie in the direction of the river, “ an’ I thinks we‘ll fotch him him out afore the sun’s a Do ’60 recollect ther bufller-bull afore yisterda 1” ft on the sand— hour higher. Rube killed up yander, da “ You mean the one we I asked, alluding to a hu e old bull that had been shot while crossing t e stream, and which we found too tough to eat. “ Sart‘in. Well, thet karkid flavored by this time, an’ other beast, ’11 go fur it a mile off. Last night I went up thar an’ sot the bull afloat, an’ ketch’d under by thet dead white oak, st to a snag out in ther stream. We’ll find the varmint nosin’ ’bout thar afore long, an’ then we’ve got to go fur him.” In twenty minutes we were at the foot of the dead live-oak, and here I halted a moment while Grizzly crept forward through the bushes to take a look at his trap. Hardly had the old fellow disa sight, before my ears were salute volley of oaths, him ag’in jess an’ roped him and, shading his e long and intently mystery. “ The painter, lad! the painter !” h exclaimed. “Thar onto the buflle an’ stuflin’ hisself at the same time! quick! You cross h deep—an' by cuttin’ across kim out ’way b’low the cree stan’ i” I did, and plunging at once into the water, I made my way over, while the scout dashed off down the bank at a pace that would soon bring him up with the g neck of land made by the sudden bend in the stream, I soon arrived at the do and at once selected a suita from whence I had an unobst river, and from whence I could shoot with ac- yards above me lay the my eyes, waitin curacy. Two hundred bend, and here I fixed floating trap to come in sight. This it did in less than ten minutes, and I then had a clear view of the animal which we were tack. It was a formidable-looking brute, but thin almost to emaciation—a fact, hOWever, which made him all the more dangerous; for a beast of prey is never so fierce as when suffering from hunger, and never so revengeful as when inter- rupted while satisfying it. The ravenous manner in whic tore out great pieces of the tain ing them whole, clearly showed apgetite. opposite bank. Almost directl shore. At this point the timber came down to the very brink of the water, and was unusually heavy, some of the lon out beyond where the dead buffal l y For a minute or two the panther continued to feed, now and then lifting his massive head to glance around, and then again resuming his dis- gusting feast. During this time I was anxious] watching for a sight of the scout, each moment to hear the crack rifle. At once I observed a change in the manner of the panther. He had stopped feeding, and was standing as laring up into the tim- grow 3, while his long, flexible peculiar movement that always indicates anger or impatience. Suddenly, and with a long-drawn yell—for such the sound was, and nothing else—the active brute made a g on the bank, and instantly the leafy covert. and Old Grizzly rushed down y in a red-hot rage at the loss near erect as possible, ber, uttering low tail began that spring, alightin disappearing in A moment later, the bank, evident] of his game. For an instant he stood, first looking at the carcass, then at me, and again into the timber and up in the trees. The old fellow was co and, I think, a little uneas_ . It was so unusual a thing for a panther,under such circumstances, to act in didn’t know what to make of ‘ However, he did not long remain inactive. Setting his rifle against the tree under which THE DUDE AND DUDINE. ast the whims of the age, With the nobbiest at on his knob that is crude;— He inhabits the corner like young Master Homer, And looks: “ Ladies, dear, don't you see I’m a s he‘s the best of the brood; bank, gazing, with rible scene. Half a dozen times had the keen blade sought the enraged animal’s vitals, and then, as though his tactics, the scout shook himself free, an suddenly dived. For an instant the panther looked round, evi- v bewildered at this abrupt disappearance, en started for the bank, swimming slow- pany the expe- changin dent] and th ge ar’ kinder high- fierce and bitter. through the chaparral, I found him upon the bank, gazing out into the stream with a look of comical amazement and anger blended. The carcass of the buffalo was nowhere to be seen; only the huge, jagged snag to which it had been moored. “ Well, durn my old moccasins, ef thet don’t beat—1 Why, the cussed thing must ’a’ gnawed ther lariat! Come, lad, we ar’ bound to make meat outen thet painter of I hev ter foller him to ther Colorado,” and off he started down the stream at a rate that put me to a At the third bend below our s we caught sight of the floating carcass. was something in its appearance that seemed to puzzle the scout, for more than once he halted yes with his broad palm, gazed at the receding object. At the third or fourth inspection be solved the yar—ther water ain’t hip- yander neck, ye’ll sired position ble hiding-place: ructed view of the h the panther ted flesh, bolt- the state of his rizzly had not yet sh0wn up, float with its burden was now half- the bend and my hiding-place, and was gradu- ally, by the force of the curr ent, nearing the y in front of where I lay the huge carcass grounded upon asmall sand-bar, or mud-bank, some eight or ten feet from the and expecting mpletely nonplused, that way, that he he stood, he stepped into the water and waded out to where the carcass lay. I saw that his object was to secure the thing where it was by pulling it further up on the submerged bar, so as to prevent it again floating fl 0 over where rizzly stood. The sight I there beheld nearly took my breath. Crouched upon the limo With his hind feet gathered under the body, ready for the spring, in the panther, his long tail lashing his Sides, an the great, glaring, bloodshot eyes fastened savagely on the hunter. I had only time to shout a word of warning, to throw my ride forward and fire without aim in hopes of diverting the brute’s attention, when the leap was made. But, short as was the time allowed him, the scout made good use of it, and, although he knew not from what direction the blow would fall, he nevertheless took the only chance, and sulddenly fell forward upon the body of the buf- fa 0. He was in time to avoid the full force of the shock, but not so to miss it altogether. As the panther shot over him, it made a sweeping blow with its powerful aw, the nails catching in the tough buckskin co lar of the huntingshirt, and hurling the scout head-foremost, clear over the carcass into the deep water beyond. A quick flurry, and then the two combatants grappled for the death-struggle. At such a moment an ordinary man would inevitably have lost his presence of mind, but Grizzly Adams was not an ordina he did not lose his head. Even as he went forward, under the influence of that powerful blow, he drew his long blade from its sheath, and, as his left hand closed upon the beast’s throat, the right plied the knife with deadly cfl’ect. V I stood helpless, spillbound, upon the further ted breath, upon the ter- ’ \<_,_. ——-——“".A'”‘r. - He drew his long blade ly. The brute had scarcely gotten under head- way, when I saw it as suddenly disappear be- neath the surface as the scout had done. The time seemed interminable, and I began to fear the worst, when the waters again parted, and the ther rose, no longer struggling, but quiet an still in death. A moment after, the head of Grizzly popped up, blowing and sputtering like a por ise, and dashing the water from his face an e es, he struck out for the sand-bar, swimming With one hand, and towing the dead animal with the other. Seeking a shallow place, I crossed over, and rejoined my companion, who was busy skinning his prize. A long gash in the brute’s belly, from which the intestines were protruding, showed the man- ner of its death. Grizzly had dived, and dealt his blow from beneath, at the same time dragging his enemy beneath the surface, the more quickly to finish i'r. It was a splendid feat, and I told him so, to which he replied: “Well, well, lad, we kum out fur fun, you know, but durn my ole moccasins of I didn’t git more’n I barg’ined fur.” —— Days in Dixie. BY PEINCE PELHAM. Abroad. EVERYTHING, they tell us, is comparative. As a rule, people mean Europe, when they speak of going abroad. One exception to it is among t Jersey. We found still another, in the promis- ing land in which we dwelt as strangers. Anywhere out of the very limited range, mentally or physically, of the denizens of Shake-rag “and tharabouts,” was considered by them an alien clime. There were several of these foreign posts which were visited on more or less frequent oc- casions by the males, and less so by the females; but the Mecca to which the longing vision of every one pointed was Cinchona Cit . This was a burg which boasted ofy at least a hundred inhabitants; and, judging from the ante-bellum traditions of it, which were con- stantly being repeated, must have had “a right smart chance of folks hangin’ out thar, ’fo’ the wa’.” Whatever the pristine glories of the place, they.had, in a great measure, departed. A sleepier, or less attractive spot generally, could scarcely be imagined than is the city on the sand; though it claims to have a history. With theannals of Cinchona City in the past, however stirring they may be, we have nothing e Philadelphians. They mean New ft to do. The present must suffice us—“ theliving present,” if such a vegetable existence as is there enjoyed can, in any other than a poetic sense, come under that head. We visited Cinchona City. That is how we come to speak of going abroad. The natives so considered it; and when one is in Turkey, it is the correct thing to gobble. In our party Were about a baker’s dozen of the natives—the Jimmersons, Givinses, and others of that ilk. day for the “Innocents Abroad ”; for “gals” were at a discount in the ancie I was intently watching the old scout’s move- ments, when something, I knew not what, caused me to raise my eyes to the limb of the tter. tree that pro'ected out into the stream directly nt borough of The occasion of the pilgrimage, which we, for lack of something else to do, were led to take part in, was an entertainment, popularly known as a “hoe-down,”g;ven at the residence of “ ole man Muddington,” a prominent citizen of Cin- chona, and the happy father of five unmarried -—-and we had almost said u interesting operation. withdraw immediately; did. in unfeigned disgust. Then the martial Mississippi forgot the hostess that pick,” interrupted Pete. in the offended patrician, and thus eased her “Can’t we fix th outraged soul: “ Thar’s some folks what th ter edercate. Yer mought e a sheep’shead inter a mulle . nmarriageable— The Misses Muddington, he been until lately somewhat be the social ken ot' the aspiring swains of Shake- rag and Skunk’s Misery; leveler, and time, if it had not 3 and budding hopes of the fair five. had at least left ungathered, on the ing cluster of fast-fadin Hence, “ a change ha it known, had yond and above it; an’ hit’s bin a failur’, but time is a great hit would. Oil an’ pared the youth parent stem, the droop- come o’er the spirit of h locating the Claim. BY H. S. KELLER. The last entertainment held at Cinchona City, though somewhat difl'erent in character from the present, had been the means, h of bridging over the social chasm, which, up to this time, had seemed im assable. It was a public execution. apt to be attended with more or less formality. The one referred to, however, had certainly the effect of breaking up formality, in one quar- ry man, and DRIVEN from Leadville! That was the general verdict against Pete B0wers, the luckless present sketch. He was counted a bore; was good for one thing, and one only—imbibing the villainous decoction called tanglefoot. sions and subjects he was weak. But let a man offer to treat the crowd, and he was on hand al- ways, loomed up grandly to do full justice to The “ Muddin’ton gals,” in short, had been so gracious to the guests from a distance, at “ that thar hangin’,” that the time and the event had become a new era with the latter ever since; as \\ 6 found affairs no longer marked in a ral way, by the universal desi “sence the wa‘,” but “’fo’,” or “sence the hangin’ at Cinchone Cit .” So it happened that the flattered foreigners y came, be it known, with more exalted opinion On all other occa- gnation, “ ’fo," or Yet, the citizens of Leadville voted against him and—he got. He is standing now upon a ragged spur of the mountain, some five or six miles south of Lead- At his feet are pick, spade and p They comprise his entire worldly possessions. had returned. The of their own merits an had ever before manifested. her tactics to suit the unmistakable state of He drew nearer softly, and a cry of rage burst from his lips as he saw the form of a man “ reckon,” she said, “ef you two Shake- inside of the circle. ragged galoots knowed the time 1’ hev wi’ them two in the mornin’ feel like scttin’ up ter them. They fied,’ an’ Oakney looks like she bed comin’ on now”— m likely ter “Hey, ther stranger! Hain’t yer lost yer er wouldn’t bearin’i” cried Pete, stepping up to the in- both ‘ fitti- truder. a conniption The latter glanced up quickly; a look of sur- . which, by the way, she cer- prise came upon his face as he responded: tainly did—“an’ Oakmey ain’t much he Now yer knows the wust. mebbe ye’ll leave me what’s bin putti ter try an’ manage them.” 1 t is sad to have it to record; but neither of “ l’m ther duke! the young gentlemen thus appealed to manifest- Say—you jist git ed any disposition to remain and assist in this claim !” exclaime They did not, however, “ Wal, now—" though their charmers “None 0’ yer wals ’bout it! I tell yer ter “Snakes an’ apple-jack! air yer ther party h n n his fork inter this puddin’ art I struck hur iich, yer see. yer ugly mug out’n that d Pete, angrily. varmoose! Skip! l’m jist a-itchin’ ter handle er deal up somehow?” asked the other. ar’s no use a—tryin’ “ N airy a fix! I’m dead sot ag’in’ pard buz, I s well try ter turn am. I wants what’s mine an’——~” Hit’s Christian “ But thar's ’nufl’ fur two. ” charity ter make the ’tempt, an’ I’ve bin an’ did “ Thar’s jist ’nut! fur Pete Bowers, an’ that’s as I mought ’a’ knowed me. Please wacate my claim—” water don’t mix up noways, And then the spirited discourse was brought to an abrupt termination. Our traveling companions, it is needless to A third party, a weather~beaten specimen, say, returned home sadder and wiser men. They had “gone out for wool, and came home each hand, forming a striking figure of ristling tumbled through the bushes with a. istol in war. “Gents, I bin list’nin’ ter yer palaver; thar’s only one thing ter do ter settle yer biz,” said the new-comer. “B it hur out, stranger!” said Pete. “Wei, it air jist this—yer air both bloomin' creetur’s, an’ ther only way ter do air ter fight hurouh” “ But I struck hur fust—” “ An’ t’other wants a hand in, too. Got yer wee nsl” “ ar’s mine,” said the stranger who had in- truded upon the claim. “ I bain’t got no weepons,” uttered Pete. “Then take one o’ mine. They’re good, an’ yer kin depend on ’em every time,” exclaimed the self-elected moderator, handing Pete one of his pistols. “ ow stand back ter back: pace of! twenty steps an’ tarn an’ fire. Remember, ther man what turns afore it’s time, hears from me.” They stood back to back; at the word given by the third party, they paced in opposite direc- tions, ten, fifteen, twenty steps and—they turned quickly— A double report rung out; two men fell dead upon the ground. “ Thar’s a time in ther tide o’ ’fairs which sez they’ve both inked out. To ther wictor be— longs ther spi e. I bein’ ther wictor, takes all lyin’ under my surVey.” The pair were laid under the n sod, and thehmoderator took possession o the effects of one Telephone Echoes. Tin latest fashion craze is to take a salt cod- fish, paint it full of flowers, and nail it to the wall as a parlor ornament. A LANDLADY was complaining that she couldn’t make both ends meet. ‘ Well,” said a bgarder, “why not make one end vegeta- bles ’ Sun the lecturer: “ The made up these moun- tains are too steep and rocky for even a donkey to climb; therefore I did not attempt the as- cent.” MRS. SNUBBS says it worries her exceedingly to see that she is growing old, but she has a lit- tle comfort still out of it; her enemies are grow- ing old, too. “ THAT prisoner has a very smooth counte- nance," said the judge to the sheriff. "Yes," said the sheriff, “ he was ironed just before he was brought in.” MRS. SMITH is a practical woman. When she from its sheath and plied it with deadly The Muddington mansion had been awe garnished for the occasion, and the Mudd maidens were resplendent in aesthetic-patterned prints, alligator-teeth jewelry. Everything promised a pleasant and successful issue to the That he has not used them to\‘good advantage is evident from the fact of his being here, an out- cast. alone and ther fust ter break sile in hills, ungen’rous Leadville; an’ yer goes ag in’ me now—when.- I‘m broke. grateful city 0’ ther hills; peace an’ ign’runce.” He stooped down, shouldered his tools and disappeared down the mountain—side. Far’well, yer un- Pleasant, we have no don I leaves yer ter yer all concerned; and pleasan tinned, even to the pleasantest of all endings. But there are more things babies, that pa for; and in this case, inclined masculines of our par to make suitable provision for t e very possible wants of a fifth Miss Muddington. The Jimsonweed boys, Jake Jimmerson and Clay Givins were soon most marked and de- cided in their attentions t. four—alas, the youngest four !—of the daughters of the house; and the eldest, a maid not e best, was thus neglected. ppi Muddington had a spirit above ted. It was clear that if from “down ’long coast” preciate her much so bt it was, to nearly t it might have con- in life, besides twm- ople seldom think of preparing the four matrimonially- had neglected A worn and battered spwimen of humani was dancing about a washing- n, near a ma 1 stream, running through a sh fifty or sixty miles south of th last saw Pete Bowen, delivering his farewell address to Leadville. His face was the of mingled surprise and joy; for, in the pen, a number of yellow scales glittered ys, sifting down through the owy valley some e point where we asily vendible at in the a...” re “I’ve struck hur rich! degen’rate sons 0’ toil up ’n Leadvil 0 could see Pete Bowers now, how they’d put out thar paws ter hug me tcr thar buzzoms. ther hug jist now! I’ve struck a bonanzar, darn mv sockst I hain’t!” bus the' pilgrim and gave vent to his joy, as he danced about the pan, knelt down to examine its contents, or glittering scales with his long, dirty “I’m ther boss hi were unable to ap- rior charms, they were unworthy of the con escension that had been shown them, in thus opening to them the hith- portals of the parental palace. They had taken an unfair advantage of the patron- izing smiles of herself, the majestic Mississippi, on the occasion of the “hangin’,” and which had been the primary icy barriers of the col had hitherto been impenetr She saw her mistake now, to the emer ency. a’y Jane Muddin’ton,” said the slighted spinster to the last opened of the fam- ily roses, a gushing young thing of six-and- twenty; “you, Ma’y Jane Muddiu gal like you was lightin’ outen this 0’ your age orter be asleep hours ago. an’ yer got for be up soon in the mornin’.” This was a damper; especially to Jake Jim- merson, whose suit with the gentle Ma’ progressing famously all the av reigned supreme in edo-Persic decisions were never disputed. This was exit No. 1. this in the most incisive way yer ’spects ter go ter the quilt- e’ll take yerself ter bid n t none too strong, an’ I But I hain’t on means of melting the onventionality that gh daddy 0' this burg !— This last burst from his lips like a wail. He had had nothing stronger than water for three days and nights. For once in his life he had forgotten liquor during the all thirst for gold. “ I’m dry! dry as a boss! claim, ’less some galoot gits his work in bar and she rose equal I must locate this He drew a circle about the spot where he had washed his first pan of gravel. Then he drove the pick and spade into the soil; and after dumping the contents of the pan intoa greasy buckskin bag, turned his back upon the spot, and trudged off in the direction of a p which he had spied that morning rom “Ann Mariar”— imaginable—“ of in’ at A’nt Jemi right off. Yer hai don’t banker arter the job 0‘ nussin’ Arriving there,he proceeded to fill up, and suc- ceeded so well, that two days covered his senses, realizing the fact that he was sole owner of a promising claim. “ I’m a fine bonanzar king, I am! Drunk as a lord! an’ millions waitin’ out’n ther claim tor be dug up,” he ejaculated, disgustedl rose from the shady side of a shanty, inanimate form had been deposited during He wended his way back to the little valley where his claim was located. As he drew nearer, a sou which almost drove the bl It was the harsh passed ere he re- This was another settler; and this time Joe Jimsonweed was left disconsolate. The twin-sisters, Oconee an d Ocmulgee, be- gan to look as though they f elt their time had come; but with their courage screwed to the point, and backed by the advances of ivins and Pete Parker, dreamed of a revolt in which t on potent allies. dingtou was a born twent boys were brought up in the same way as gir s—laced, kept indoors, taught sewing, em- broidery, and playing the piano—what sort of young men would thev be at twentyoone?” We really do not know, Lillie, but we think they would beara very close resemblance to a ma- jority of the young men nightly seen smoking they evidently hey could count But Miss Mississippi Mud- strategist. She changed nd fell upon his ears, end from his heart. grating of a spade, as it was was told of awonderful instance of prayer cure, she remarked: “Only think of it! It didn’t cost one cent, did it?” THE Boston Post claims to have discovered that men laugh at women for crying when they want to swear, when the fact is, men swear when they want to cry. “ GREAT truths are often said in the fewest words.” Do you mean the remark of the In— dian who, on sitting upon a wasps’ nest, arose and remarked, “ Heap helll”! ' IT is said that the fashion in swearing is chang— ing. The new style will probabl y develop some word that will prove adequate to the situation Eben a man’s suspenders break while he’s waltz- g. IN Central American marriages the 111 provides the entire trousseau of the bri e, but as it generally consists of a piece of cotton spoult a yard square, it doesn’t cost him a deuce o a ot. A Ponr Hmr paper says there is a fortune in store for the man who can contrive a machine to rid that lace of two thirds of its canine popuo lation. hereupon an inventive genius arises and suggests a sausage machine. “I SUPPOSI you have heard of our dudes, Miss Clarwa!" observed a New York swell to 3 Jacksonville girl. “Oh, yes,” she answered, “they are becoming very popular in Florida. We use them for alligator bait.” CHICAGO has a man who is said to be more than a minute behind. He sees or hears nothing in less than a minute after the act, and every sense is delayed a corresponding time. He is no relation to the fellow who is always too pre- vious. “ WHAT relation is that oung person to you?” asked a caller of Mrs. cGill, as the servant girl passed through the room. “ She’s nssister to me,” replied Mrs. McGill, while the caller mentally remarked upon the strong family re- semblance. “WHAT is woman's sphere?” Seems just as if we had heard that conundrum before. Wo- man’s sphere, let us remark it, is as broad as it is long. If you are a woman you can’t get out of it, and if you are a man you are all the time getting mixed up with it. A mascnnnnxran preacher took for his text, “ Feed my lambs.” As he came out of the church, a plain old farmer said to him: “ That was a very good text, but you placed the hay so high in the rack that the lambs couldn’t reach it, nor the old sheep either I” A Fanucn investigator finds that, in propor- tion to its size, a bee can pull thirty times as much weight as a horse. The unfortunate in- dividual who accidentally upset a beehive is firmly convinced that the French investigator is eminently correct in his assertion. - A LADY of experience observes that a good way to pick out a husband is to see how patient- ly the man waits for dinner when it is behind time. If he doesn’t do anything more violent than kick the furniture and blaspheme he is a a mighty patient and good-natured man. “ I HEAR the widow Ferguson is in very des- titute circumstances,” and Deacon Gilpin to ’Squire McGill the other evening. “Y , I s’pose she is,” replied the ’squire. “I should think the lodge would do something for her.” “ Oh. they di . lished ’most a half-column of resolutions.’ When Ferguson died they pub- Snn said that she wanted a ticket to Wyan- dotte and return, and the pale, entlemanl agent with the dark mustache ask , as he too up the pasteboard, “Single?” “ It ain’t any of your business, as I know of,” she answered, tartly; “I might have been married a dozen times if I’d felt like providin’ for some poor, shift! wreck of a man!” Mus. LILLIE Dnvnannx Bun asks: “If thi ust into the gra cigarettes in the lobbies of theaters.